Anna Phylaxis

Smiling, because I made it through another one without dying...lol

I'm about to go to Southgate Center to play some roller derby. Doors at 6, game at 7. Oh, and take some Immodium. I hate nerves...

Today is game day I feel like I need to poop Love Immodium

I will be playing roller derby at 7 p.m. In Southgate.

A sports bra and capri leggings...

Me and Silent Bob <3

Home made venison nachos with sweet potato tortilla chips and organic tomatoes & avocado <3

Sort of how I feel, now...

I hate liars and thieves. And, it's almost Throat Punch Thursday.

The souls of the unborn (eggs)

Silent Bob <3

I need a massage. A REALLY good massage.

You need derby. Cheaper than therapy, and you'll learn how to channel it into legal hits.

Wobbly as hell. My daughter & I just got back from the gym. Derby practice tonight!!

Like a quivering mess. Who knew that one-legged chair squats would be so freaking hard?

Amused at the fact that I was told that I have "chicken legs," just 4 months ago. Thrilled that the shorts I bought 3 months ago are now feeling snug around my thighs. Chicken legs, my ASS. Which is looking good, too.

Hell yeah you are! Congrats!

Follow the rules, please. I don't do this for my health. Wait. Maybe I do.

Ah, the memories! Back when I was someone else. I love the new me.

Tired. Watching my Daughter's team play in Wisconsin. Close game. She's not playing, due to a knee injury. Boo.

Good day in the salon. Now, can we get Thursday and Friday of next week booked up?

REALLY pissed off. There's a mixed league scrimmage happening in Shelby Twp, this evening. In the jr event, there are only 6 skaters rostered per team. Seven of them are mine. Anything less than 10 is unsafe. I don't know if any of these other jrs are skills tested. I don't know if this scrimmage is sanctioned or insured. I'm just livid that the host league would even allow this to happen. They're shady as fuck, to begin with. Always saying that they believe in safety, yet do the exact opposite of what they should be doing. I'm not surprised. But angry as hell.

I'm about to go into the salon ad do some hair.

Looking at my own butt.

My butt looks good.