Anna Phylaxis

I'm very lucky. My van nearly caught fire, last night. One of my league mates is loaning me her car til next Thursday. Let's hope that it was nothing huge. I'll speak to the mechanic, tomorrow. I needed a gown for a roller derby debutante ball on 8/30. I don't own any gowns. One of my league mates had one for me. It fits perfectly. I have clients on my schedule both today and Saturday. Let's hope that my schedule stays that way.

Frustrated. I realize that my minivan is a rustbucket. I realize that I swore that I'd never drive a minivan, to begin with. Desperate times, bitches... Today, it decided to overheat. On the way to jr derby practice. I keep asking myself from where the money to repair it will come. I need a few more hair clients this week. Either that, or turn tricks... Dammit

Damn glad to have found the dog that was trapped in the basement of an abandoned house a home <3

I knew I smelled smoke...

Nothing. But that will have to change, soon. My jr skaters have their award party today, and their parents might be pissed if I don't get dressed.

Happy Birthday!!

Yup.

So...bloody...tired... I didn't need to go to the gym today, because I was moving a ton of old wood from a house. Also, damned glad that there were no spiders. Fuck them.

Tearing a house apart, to get it ready to be rebuilt by Habitat for Humanity was so fucking cool...

Get an oil & lube on the Cobalt. WOOOOHOOOOO. Pthbbt...

Suzy stops when I try to post video. She's an asshole...lol

I got punched in the boob at practice, tonight. I wish that I could take a pic of my boob.

I just got a sweet derby bruise on my boob tonight. FB won't allow a pic. Boo, FB. Boo.

I've seen this, and know it to be true.

I will turn 49, this September. I don't look it, and I sure as hell don't feel it. Nothing about me has "died" at this point. I'm good.

Sharing organic carrots with Bluebelle and Silent Bob <3

My parrot, Suzy Hotrod, whistling "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life," from Monty Python's The Life of Brian.

Ready to work out!

Mean girls suck.

I didn't, today. I will for sure, tomorrow.

Ok...yes. They came out today!

I'm guessing. Let me ask. Where do I find them?

That was a surprise!

Um, I'm in the Metro Times? Thanks to Josh Kahl, Metro Times Photographer <3

Bluebelle took 3 pieces of french toast, right off my plate! Dirty pirate hooker!!