****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[Oh_My_Goth]

*pushes button...soft peter gabrial song fills the air...dimm lights...3..2..1...balastoffff!!*

[jynxxxedangel]

*pops a top*

Sooooooooooo...here I go, looking for the bottoms of beer cans, again.

Wish me luck upon my latest expedition.

YIM conference, anyone? I'm BORED.

Edited June 30, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Enishi]

*Downs another Miller Draft*

Holy shitty shit bombs! According to that article I just posted, many people in the middle ages actually worked less than we do. Goddamn wall street overlords. BLARG!

[CaT]

oh oh ok..i got one...this is BAD....

ok im a youngin so you know...ok so i wint to Kentucky for new years ...(not my first time drinking mind you) but it was my first for captain Morgan tattoo...ok so i only had a half cup im spending my time with my bf (at the time he was my bf) and where in this shack next to the house...made it nice and cozy but since it was cold out we drank to keep warm...i wanted normal captain but he got tattoo...(mind you this stuff is NASTY) so he pored me a half a cup...i shot that down in one drink and then another with dr.pepper (dont ask) now from what i understand i

1. fell down a cliff

2. screamed my head off

3.fell out of the out house

4. face planted a bed frame and broke a tooth

5. passed out

this was all with in about 4 hours...lets just say i DONT remember a dam thing that night and my ex and ANY one who knows me now ...well NOT let me drink any thing dark...lol so yah now you know

[Morbid Side]

I have a feeling i'll be visiting this soon.

[Rev.Reverence]

drunk...yup.

[Destroit]

I'm like...halfway though a Beast Ice. W(atch)TF out.

[Rev.Reverence]

YAY!NIGHTNIGHT~!

[Morbid Side]

Not caught up to thee Rev or Cher but I'm getting close.

[Morbid Side]

Well the Captain tells me we are way on board and ready to come sail away

[jynxxxedangel]

<< woke up still drunk from last night.

I think I'm going back to bed.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Scotch.. YUM

[StormKnight (1)]

People can't be intoxicated *this* early, can they?

[Head Wreck]

not yet

[jynxxxedangel]

Probably my last 4th on this continent...

I'm drinking up.

[Oh_My_Goth]

People can't be intoxicated *this* early, can they?

~REV SAIS : BEGINNER!

[jynxxxedangel]

~REV SAIS : BEGINNER!

Jinxxxy says:

ROOKIE!!!

Welcome to the Midwest!

P.S. SOMEONE needs to pass the Polynesian a flask.

Edited July 5, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Oh_My_Goth]

WHOOT WHOOT! EW WE, ARE ALL FUCKED uP!

...but we miss our:

:wub:

[jynxxxedangel]

I'm not pissed up, yet.

Total dead soldiers=6

Still cold, and on the front lines of my icebox=6

I've LONG to go, before I'm anywhere near droooonk.

P.S. That lightweight Welsh fook went to bed hours ago. Glad I can bench his weight..I'm SURE I'll end up throwing him over my shoulder, or at least dragging him by the longest of his hairs, one of these days.

I thought Brits could DRINK. I guess I was mis-educated.

Edited July 5, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[TygerLili]

I'm drunkish... and playing dress-up. I forgot I had 5" platform vinyl Mary Janes! I need a short plaid skirt and a blouse and pigtails! Yay for toys I forgot I had!

[Oh_My_Goth]

*REV jacks this profile*

[Scales]

I'm gonna go ahead and test the uh.. the effects of the cognition.. on the beer.

[Confess]

*REV jacks this profile*

That just made me shoot milk out of my nose.

roflstomp'd on the moo juice!

[jynxxxedangel]

Just dumped the last of a large bottle of Moscato (it was 3/4 full, before I got into it again) into my red plastic party cup. Still feeling as if I can't let loose the tears.

I would rather be DEAD, than feel so empty, and so lost.

It's time for me to be pitiful, drunk Jynxxxie.

[TygerLili]

I wish I had more of the "good" wine here, but I'm too buzzed off the cheap crap to go out and buy some. :(