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do i have to answer this one? I'm not REALLY looking so does that make me single?

I equate it to the unemployment statistics.. if i was looking for a job, and out of a job, i would be considered unemployed, whereas if i wasn't looking, and didn't want a job, then i'd be non-employed.

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BF, you may want to reconsider your choice of true love

I tried to marry my music, but after the unfortunate incident of having to go to the emergency room with Front By Front, Pretty Hate Machine, A Night At the Opera, Hot Rats, Vivaldi's Four Seasons, Unknown Pleasures, and Houses of the Holy stuck around a certain part of the male anatomy, I realized it just could never work out.

The worst was removing Bitches Brew.

Damn double albums.

Bean,

You're taken??

Who took you?

Please ask him/her to give you back because I'd miss you very much if you were gone.

As for me, I can't stay single either.

I went on this board to escape my dreary life, and have fun.

I found that I usually come back to wallow, and I haven't known how to be single for more than a few days, or fun for that matter.

I'm done looking for love until my next life.

I found my future Mrs. Eternal and I think I'm going to keep her until either the day we tie the knot or the day she come to her senses, whichever comes first.

If however she comes to her senses on the day we tie the knot, a coin will be flipped to decide which path she chooses.

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