Those itty bitty jackets that look like your boobs are wearing a jacket but the rest of you isn't are stupid.
Corsets are not supposed to shove your boobs into your armpit. If your backfat is oozing out between the laces, it's time for a bigger size. Lots of places do custom sizing so there is really no excuse.
If your skirt looks normal in the front but your booty is hanging out the back because it's riding up so damn far... that's bad. If your jacket couldn't possibly close, don't wear it anyway. I'm not trying to bash fat people, I'm fat myself. But wear clothes that fit. It's not hard.
If you insist on wearing just a bra at least make it a nice bra and not your dingy 10 year old one from JC Pennys that used to be white but now is gray and has lost most of its functionality.
Shirts with smartass sayings on people over age 18 make me cringe. No, no one is jealous because the voices talk to you. Teen angst isn't cool when you're 25.
Pants with words across the ass are dumb.
Wearing a plastic cape from spencer's is bad. Wearing it with blue jeans and tennis shoes is worse.
Like Kevyn Aucoin I don't believe in makeup "rules," but please don't draw on your face with sharpie.
That will do for now.