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So Brenda and I were philosophising and translating some ancient sanscript biblical entries, and we found this obvious omission to the regular biblical publications. :confused

In the Gospel, according to His Pimpliciousness, Alfonso: :pimp

"...on the 5th day of woman (after the 14th day overall) in which God created Woman, to keep Man from being alone, Man asked of God,

Lord, I thank Thee for all that you have given to me. And you've asked so little of me, but for one of my ribs, in which to make Woman. But can you make them titties pop a lil more, God??

The Lord, looking at Woman, said, hmm, those be Bs...Shazam!

After the smoke cleared, the Lord, our God said, check out Ds...and man said, that was worth the rib, God. Praise and Thanks to Thee..." :bow

...so that, Homicidal Heathen, Medea, and Msterbeau is why we took Brenda to the Titty bar. :innocent

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So Brenda and I were philosophising and translating some ancient sanscript biblical entries, and we found this obvious omission to the regular biblical publications. :confused

In the Gospel, according to His Pimpliciousness, Alfonso: :pimp

"...on the 5th day of woman (after the 14th day overall) in which God created Woman, to keep Man from being alone, Man asked of God,

Lord, I thank Thee for all that you have given to me.  And you've asked so little of me, but for one of my ribs, in which to make Woman.  But can you make them titties pop a lil more, God??

The Lord, looking at Woman, said, hmm, those be Bs...Shazam!

After the smoke cleared, the Lord, our God said, check out Ds...and man said, that was worth the rib, God.  Praise and Thanks to Thee..." :bow

...so that, Homicidal Heathen, Medea, and Msterbeau is why we took Brenda to the Titty bar. :innocent

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I met up w/ her at Luna's for a minute!

Cute Stars, and AWSOME hair! I want YOUR hair Brenda!

You are such a pixi chick! Cutie! :wink

Had the Pleasure of meeting a few DGNer's too! A nice bunch you all were!

Nerdcore I turned around and you were gone.....I was like where'd she go?!?!?! :ohmy:

I was rather dissapointed about Luna's though. Usually much more happening.

I got lamed out myself once I saw the Lameness....

it was nice to meet you all though! Perhaps we'll meet again!

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Saw her for a grand total of hrmm....  90 seconds?  *mopes around*  But i got a hug.  =)

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Troy, I mean it: when I come back, we need to have lunch. Just us.

I met her just briefly Saturday evening.  Too brief, really, but Brenda is a lovely and friendly lady.

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I was right all along: you are absolutely gorgeous. And your girlfriend is stunning!!!

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Ahhh, where to begin...I had plenty of quality time with the Brenda. I got like three meals, two titty bars, a trip from the airport, sightseeing in Birmingham Royal Oak and the Construction riddled I-94, CC-Luna-Hideout-Traffic Light-Centerfolds-and the Big Tire. Something to cherish, and we'll always have that. I can't wait to see her again.

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Brenda next time I'll have to drag you on the Hille's Detroit Underground tour... Heidelberg Project, tagger art @ Eastern Market area, Elmwood Cemetery... haha spend a day grunging around "the city's ripped backsides" w/me & THEN call me regal! :wink

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Brenda next time I'll have to drag you on the Hille's Detroit Underground tour... Heidelberg Project, tagger art @ Eastern Market area, Elmwood Cemetery... haha spend a day grunging around "the city's ripped backsides" w/me & THEN call me regal! :wink

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That's the SHIT, I just wish I had more time to show her. So next time we will show her the REAL DETROIT.

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