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Someone should head over to the ladies' thread and broach the subject.

There'd have to be a manvote of course, but perhaps you could be afforded special dispensation.

No...you make an exception once and they'll all flood the gates.

Not that I get a vote...I 'm way more than a "man"...

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No...you make an exception once and they'll all flood the gates.

Not that I get a vote...I 'm way more than a "man"...

Do NOT make me to go out and get a sex change just so I can go to this party...

I've been toying with the idea since I was about 12 years old anyway and I'm crazy enough to do it :tongue:.

Raven would be PISSED...and it would be all your fault.

Just accept the fact that my penis is SO huge the only way I could carry it on my body without it getting in the way was for it to go up inside meh...along with my balls. See? Mangina. I win. I rule so fucking hard.

Don't be hatin' just because my dick could knock the day lights out of TEN hookers lined up in a row kneeling down...whereas you could probably only pwn 6-7 of them at a time (and yes...I did actually tell a guy that about two years ago. From then on I was one of the dudes). :tongue::whistle:

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Since I'm androgynous and all, yet way more of a guy than a vagina, that means I go to the coed party only?

See this is where when I get married there will be some difficulty :laugh:. I CAN'T have a bachelorette party because I'm not qualified and have two female friends. I can't have bridesmaids either. Hell about 4 years ago when Raven was dating his ex and they were talking about getting married he pulled me aside and asked my in all seriousness if I'd be his Best Man. Now WE might be getting married sometime in the future - which probably makes him a little gay, even if only a little. My life confuses me entirely.

Just have him wear a dress. All the guys should dress in drag. That would be fun. Raven would look pretty with all his bride's maids. :p

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This sounded fun in my head... reality often proves me wrong in these situations: jello-shot chess tournament and the 2 biggest losers fight mma style.

Now, this really makes me want to crash guys night out. lol.

I'm one of the guys anyhow....I'd have to agree with Char about not having any female friends. About 99% of my friends are guys too. lol. I'm used to being MADE to go out on guys night out. lol.

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So, gender biasing has irritated some. Gee, biasing pissed some people off!? Who'da guessed it? Any ideas on a solution?

Maybe rename the nights to Estrogen-Based and Testosterone-Based Nights? That would restrict less on plumbing and more on personality/preference. And they could be held on different nights so that no one misses out?

And why are females bitching more in the GNO than guys are bitching in the LNI? I feel that if the GNO allows females, then the LNI should allow males. Just a thought.

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So, gender biasing has irritated some. Gee, biasing pissed some people off!? Who'da guessed it? Any ideas on a solution?

Yah--

Must lift your skirt or unbutton pants on entry.

Have a ding-dong? You're in.

Have a hoo-ha? Sorry--next house over.

:stuart:

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It's tough for me to do anything since my finances are tight. I have a developing investor's mind..

But if I can make it I'll play Euchre till I'm too drunk to hold the cards right and remember trump, experience suggests that's about when it's time to stop playing cards.

EDIT: Indentation.

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Do NOT make me to go out and get a sex change just so I can go to this party...

I've been toying with the idea since I was about 12 years old anyway and I'm crazy enough to do it :tongue:.

Raven would be PISSED...and it would be all your fault.

Just accept the fact that my penis is SO huge the only way I could carry it on my body without it getting in the way was for it to go up inside meh...along with my balls. See? Mangina. I win. I rule so fucking hard.

Don't be hatin' just because my dick could knock the day lights out of TEN hookers lined up in a row kneeling down...whereas you could probably only pwn 6-7 of them at a time (and yes...I did actually tell a guy that about two years ago. From then on I was one of the dudes). :tongue::whistle:

Chernobyl, you have officially brightened up my night, thank you lol.

Now, this really makes me want to crash guys night out. lol.

I'm one of the guys anyhow....I'd have to agree with Char about not having any female friends. About 99% of my friends are guys too. lol. I'm used to being MADE to go out on guys night out. lol.

I'm right there with you, I have 3 friends who are chicks and one of them is my sister.

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's not MY party. It's a DGN party that Cher suggested. I simply started the thread.

Mmm yuh HUH....so for anyone complaining about one person who is slighly anatomically different than you guys trying to go to the party that THEY CAME UP WITH...stfu :tongue:

But no other people with a vag can go...only Cher can be honorary boy of the evening :whistle::tongue:.

Hell...even one of you *coughnightgauntcough* was thoroughly convinced that I was a man until meeting me in person...at which time he just became confused. There's a good chance he STILL thinks I'm a man, which is sweet, fine my me.

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Omfg...you are SO correct. And I'm SO showing Raven this thread 'cause yeah...he'll beat you.

eh...I don't know if I'm up for a gay beating.....if your as much of a boy as you say you are....it ust makes Rav all the more gay...*grins evilly*

plus..honestly...getting sissy slapped by your boyfriend....not my idea of a great way to start the day....

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eh...I don't know if I'm up for a gay beating.....if your as much of a boy as you say you are....it ust makes Rav all the more gay...*grins evilly*

plus..honestly...getting sissy slapped by your boyfriend....not my idea of a great way to start the day....

Well then he's one of those burly ass gay guys who's all hairy and wait...nm. He's still strong damnit! We collectively beat ass...and I said "beat" not "pound" so don't even try it GF. :tongue:

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Mmm yuh HUH....so for anyone complaining about one person who is slighly anatomically different than you guys trying to go to the party that THEY CAME UP WITH...stfu :tongue:

But no other people with a vag can go...only Cher can be honorary boy of the evening :whistle::tongue:.

Hell...even one of you *coughnightgauntcough* was thoroughly convinced that I was a man until meeting me in person...at which time he just became confused. There's a good chance he STILL thinks I'm a man, which is sweet, fine my me.

but you ARE a man...

I remember the last time i was over and drank the last of your rum... what i had to do to pay you back was horrible..

guys.. she literally dropped her drawers right infront of me, made me get on my knees, and what appeard to be a vagina at first slowly reversed and popped out into a huge fucking 12 inch long penis, of wich she.. eh he... immediately raped my face with..

i've never been the same since... :cry

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but you ARE a man...

I remember the last time i was over and drank the last of your rum... what i had to do to pay you back was horrible..

guys.. she literally dropped her drawers right infront of me, made me get on my knees, and what appeard to be a vagina at first slowly reversed and popped out into a huge fucking 12 inch long penis, of wich she.. eh he... immediately raped my face with..

i've never been the same since... :cry

See people? Testimony...right here.

Nice job, KBK...but you may want to use less adjectives next time, although I do think the part where you threw in the fact that it's about a foot long was badassery.

Yes people, you heard it, FOOT long. It helps me with all sorts of things, I can prop it up against things and lean when I'm tired from kicking ass and/or cutting down trees with my bare hands, bludgeoning woodland creatures and my neighbor's annoying dog/kids, it works to hold up my beer when my hands are full, and furthermore, my huge cock ensures that I will NEVER have to waste an assload of money on something that inadequate men are forced into buying to impress the other gender (i.e. a Corvette).

P.S. You loved it

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