Emily Darke

My one truly ridiculous (so I've been told) requirement... must have a german/jew heritage. I love nazi hebrew heritage.... it does amazing things for a man's looks and personality. Hurrah for confused, bipolar, chaotic and headache-giving individuals in my life!

The animals said it was called Death. And the humans laughed maniacally.

Hyperballad-by Bjork just finished though. So now.... Black Sweat- Prince

The only person to stick up for me when I didn't like anime.... which hardly compares to skin the moon would be envious of and eyes that cleopatra would wilt before. lol speaking of the anime thing.... I actually like some anime AHAHAHAHHA! I'm inconsistent and I hope everyone realizes that the majority of things I say on here is absolute bullshit for my own entertainment.

Uh... I take it you all know eachother. Has very pretty eyes for a man, not just the color but the shape as well.

I've been on and off in love with the same guy for about 3 years. We hate eachother. We hate eachother intently, and threaten eachother's lives frequently. We get into fights, and hurt eachother... we spite eachother and try to destroy one another. Obviously there's a deep amount of love there as well. I'm starting to realize though, how irrelevent that love is.... and how two people who have to hate in order to love can never really be happy together. Neither of us are willing to submit and put in the effort it would take to have a successful relationship. Neither of us will bow in any way for the other. It's very unfortunate. I can feel for nobody else but him. But I guess in time either we can end attraction completely, or grow up and realize what beautiful thing awaits us if we put in the effort.

If you're a young woman, as most of the females on here are, then your vaginal walls are still very pliable. If you go a suspended amount of time without getting laid they start to tighten again slightly.... periods, hormones, body changes in general. So yes, when you have sex again after such a long time without it, you'll find yourself rather enjoying. It's nothing to do with personal preference. It's just how your body works. Men, however, will most likely just bust pretty early. The slightest sexual sensation would be likely to send them spurting all over the room. Hence I'm not making any assumptions... merely using facts to concoct an educated guess. You're free to disagree though What do you think would happen if you went a long time without sex?

Oh now you've done it. You've gone and awakened my narcissist side.... nice fucking job. Aside from the pictures I have posted on here, these ones are my personal faves. The sexy librarian one especially.... if you look at the book cover, it's 'Lolita'. A little deeper meaning there. Haha.... speaking of narcissism. I had a sexy night of passion with myself before I went to work.... and I shocked myself with what a freak I am. I hope my wife doesn't find the lipstick I left on my collar.

I think yall missed my point lol. If women go a long time without sex, or masturbating, they turn into walking orgasms... so when they finally do indulge, it's amazing passionate screaming sex. But if guys do the same thing, not only will they be tortured but they won't be amazing in bed when they finally give in again. If anything they'll be less than usual.

Well, for women.... when you go so long without physical pleasure, when you at last have it again you're rather amazing lol. As I said, all that restrained desire comes out. For guys though.... I'll put this is delicately as I can. Premature ejaculation. lol you won't last very long.

I wish more people could EMBRACE being single... I won't even get involved with people unless I'd be willing to marry them, or something to that kind of extremity. I thus am extremely sexually frustrated, and when I do get involved I have months and months of desire under my belt. It makes things very, very passionate. For guys it unfortunately can't work that way....

Magic Brownies The nightman or the dayman? ;D lol. If you don't get it. Then you're not in on the joke, just pick one for the hell of it.

Oops. Ok someone else. If I wasn't sitting here on the internet, based on what I have given you of my personality thus far, what do you think I'd be doing? Ha yeah. It's all about me as far as I can get away with.

Ehhh, it's awesome money. Japan you say? http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?sho...mp;#entry473865 I think not lol. Congrats though. Seeing the world is always good, and I'm sure you won't be going to play video games anyways.

HELL NO! Are you jealous that I'll be working at Buffalo Wild Wings soon?

Summer Breeze, Type 0 Negative. Summer Breeze, makes me feel fine.... blowin, through the jasmine, in my mind..... See the curtains hanging' in the window. evening on a Friday night. A little light-a-shinin' in the window. Lets me know everything's all right. [x2] Summer breeze makes me feel fine. Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind. See the paper layin' on the sidewalk. music from the house next door. So I walk on up to the door step. Through the screen and across the floor. [x2] Summer breeze makes me feel fine. Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind. Sweet days of summer - the jasmine's in bloom. July is dressed up and playing her tune. When I come home from a hard day's work. And you're waiting there. I don't have a care Not a care in the world. See the smile waiting in the kitchen. Food cookin' and the plates for two. Feel your arms reaching out to hold me. In the evening when the day is through. Summer breeze Makes me feel fine, Blowin' through the jasmine In my mind. Summer breeze yeah Makes me feel fine, Blowin' through the jasmine In my mind. Summer breeze Makes me feel fine, Blowin' through the jasmine In my mind. Nobody can disagree with that. Lovely weather.