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...& no...they do not have a Short-Girl-Scholarship.....if you get rich...you can start one ;)

Us short girls always get the short end of the stick...

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I almost half the women to break out crucifixes and scream at me "ABACK, YE SPAWN OF HELL!!!"

Even the atheists.

That's not EVEN half! It's ONLY...ALMOST HALF...

...I have had (in a season) no less than 80% not bother with the crucifix & just bolt into a run...SERIOUSLY!

Seems to me, Sir that it is simply a matter of confidence.

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What does height matter when you're horizontal?

edited b/c of damn homonyms! :oops

Now you've gone and done it. You know how much tranquilizer it takes to keep him sedated?

*Id jumps out, throws Superego against back wall*

Me love being horizontal. Care to join me? :drool

*Superego breaks out fully automatic tranquilizer gun and starts firing at Id*

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Guest greyhalo

Never been a problem for me. And, actually, I prefer the 6 or the 9 by its lonesome; when you minimize the distractions, it's better for the concentration and increases the enjoyment, I've found.

I agree.

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Never been a problem for me. And, actually, I prefer the 6 or the 9 by its lonesome; when you minimize the distractions, it's better for the concentration and increases the enjoyment, I've found.

I refer to it as a 68. They do me and I owe them one.

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What, are you Eevee all of a sudden? Oh wait, you'd need a few "I don't know"s and "I'm not sure"s in there for that.

:rofl: Nice. :p

LMMFGDAO

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oh sir's how both of you are so very right..been there...tryed that...FAIL

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