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What Lesson Have You Learned For Today?


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I have learned that spraying your friends brother in the face with the sink sprayer gets him to leave you alone for just a little while.

Ive also learned that I need to come up with better battle moves

Ive learned too that kids are always better at sneak attacks.

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Never ever give someone a ride in your vehicle that smells,this dude had the

zactlies,in other words zactly lik SHIT!!

Time to break out the Fabreeze!!!

some people forgot on how to use soap and water

PEEEUUUUU!!!

If you wanna starve him hide his food stamps underneath the bar of soap.

I've learned, that once you run into the dumbest fucking idiot that could ever grace your presence.. you'll suprisingly run into one even dumber within the next 5 minutes.

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I dunno, rach... let's put this to a vote.

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Someone else can say almost the exact same thing as me, but their words will have more meaning, more of an impact.

This was yesterday's lesson, actually.

Today's lesson:

Trying to move a cat off of one's head causes said cat to dig their claws into one's head, which is quite unpleasant.

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now, did that have more or less meaning when she said it, or when i did? lol...

imma vote that it meant more the first time around

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I learned that cutting branches with the long pole branch lopper is incredibly empowering.

Now I just have to learn to cut the branches w/out them landing on me when they falll...

If you found that empowering, try using a chain saw to clear away serious over growth of shrubs, etc. That was something I never thought I'd find myself doing, but damn, it felt good! LOL

Lesson for today: Family reunion type vacations alway are better when remembered as a memory. LOL

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