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Aww ... two weeks ago I visited my grandpa's grave site for the first time since we buried him 4 years ago. That wasn't too bad. The morning dad and I left my grandma's though, I went in my grandpa's old office, sat is his old worn out leather chair, caught the faint whiff of pipe tobacco, and started getting choked up. Grandpas are awesome. I hope to be 1/2 the man he was someday.

Is it Caturday already?

True. I do community theatre on occasion and make a bunch of friends through that. This one girl I met when she was 15 (no, we didn't date), we chatted online a lot and I'd see her in some high school plays to support her and theatre and stuff. Anyway, she invited me to her high school graduation party this past spring and I figured I'd just pop in quickly, say hi, give her a card, then take off for City Club. But, I got to talking with her and her friends and I ended up chatting with her (now 18) and her friend (17) for about two or three hours. Great conversations too. There's always something you can relate to somebody on. So, yeah ... I have the hots for young chicks who are intelligent and hold good conversations. Good thing I'm not an old guy yet; just middle aged.

I must say, these two women have certainly captured my heart.

You must not have hidden it very well; he's staring right at it. Unless you disguised it as a cupcake.

Have I gone blind?

Mouth cheeky or butt cheeky?

Have you ever considered that questions can be answers sometimes?

Why do people make statements then follow them with questions or even try to turn statements into questions? Don't they know this is a questions only thread with emphasis on only?

It's not that I have overly high expectations. I can only go halfway in a relationship. I expect my partner to go the other half. I put a lot into a relationship and it's only fair to expect an equal return but I seldom ever get it. Then again, I am a very giving, loving, generous, and selfless person and it's hard to keep up with me. I'm pretty confident "the one" will come along eventually, but in the meantime I am a bit lonely and could use some playmates.

I made that realization several years ago. I always wondered what was worse ... When you say "table for one" so they clear away the other place setting so it's obvious to everyone else at the restaurant that you are alone, or when they leave that other place setting there so it looks like you're waiting for a date who never comes. And I agree with the sentiments of the above few posters, but it's not that I'm hard to please. I'm actually quite easy to please with just a few simple needs. Rather, I find, that very few women are worth my time and hardly any of them can live up to my expectations. I guess I'm just to awesome for them.

lol I was taught that a preposition was anything a cat can be to a box. ~ The cat is on the box. ~ The cat is in the box. ~ The cat is near the box. ~ The cat is of the box. So do you think, "The cat nommed the box" works? Back on topic, I present you with (not the best pic I could find but the quickest) Lexi Belle:

He just does that so he can charge me admission to practice my fetish.

I nomly nommed the nomerific nom. Adverb, verb, adjective, noun.

Mark McKinney from "Kids in the Hall" crushes her head.

Monty Python gets crucified.

The cockroaches survive.

Lesbians desecrate her coffin by having sex on it.

You know I've been surfing for porn too long when as soon as I saw this picture I said, "Oh, that's Diddy."

A little woozy ... 'cuz I've been drinkin'.

Nixon was actually a very successful president. When he ran for office, he set a bunch of goals of what he wanted to accomplish and guess what? He actually accomplished all of it. Nixon opened up diplomatic relations with China and negotiated a ceasefire with Vietnam thus effectively ending the war. He was elected twice to Vice President and twice to President so he was doing something right. Yes, so there was that Watergate scandal but why let one incident tarnish an otherwise good career? And when these events came to light, Nixon did the honorable thing and resigned. He didn't keep on fighting bullheadedly like Kwame or continually try to deny the whole thing leading to perjury charges like W. Clinton. Now there's a man with a lot of scandals that make Watergate look like a game of patty cake and his wife is just as bad (if not worse). The election is more about experience than it is a popularity contest. Then again, I always was one to vote for the geek to be president of the student council and not the dumb jock prom king.

I got my waist that small when I took "Acting: Styles". We were studying English Restoration and everybody wore corsets, even the men. The costume shop didn't have a girdle small enough for me so while they were altering one, I had to wear a woman's corset and that was about the size of it. Not too bad actually. I functioned better than most of the women did. I guess it helps having a couple ribs less. lol