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Historical Fails: The Titanic Apollo 13

That list was awesome! I especially love the references to 80s music and movies.

I'm just Irish so for me it's beauty and strength. Plus I like it's rarity, like emeralds. Also, my fascination with redheads goes back to before I even hit puberty. I was in ... probably 1st grade and my family went to Disney World. We were having lunch at the Diamond Horseshoe Review and there were three Can-Can dancers: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead (wigs of course). The blond was always showcased, paraded around the audience, kissed my grandpa's bald head leaving lipstick marks, and all the men got jealous. The brunette got all the sassy and comedic lines and got the second most attention. The redhead was just sort of there in the background. I remember feeling sorry for her and wondering why everyone was paying attention to the blond and the brunette when they were just okay but I really liked the redhead. I was only in first grade so I didn't even know what girls were so it wasn't sexual attraction or anything but it's my earliest memory of liking a redhead. It just gets worse from there. LOL! I guess I'm just genetically disposed to like redheads.

Oh, Marc's not a professional. For that he'd have to charge something. He's certainly got the skills for it though.

Making dinner. Yeah, that's right women; I can cook.

No longer and But still

Winchester Ranger SXT .45 230gr. hollow points. But since this is a picture thread:

By shoot, I mean take them to the pistol range and fire off a few rounds punching holes in paper targets. (I figured I'd leave the innuendo to Ice Queen.)

I'm probably the worst of the bunch which is why I gave you the head start. I vote short.

Uh oh, redhead alert. You have 3 seconds to save yourself. Quick, hide!

I've just been disappointed with almost all the women I've met this past year. Apparently the only one who can make me happy is me. Edited to add: Someday this will be mine. Hopefully next summer but it might not be until the summer after.

The others are okay but I can pretty much leave them. I don't know why but I really love that first one. I might make a computer desktop out of it.

This one's cool. I wish it was larger though.

I don't even know where to end, there is just too much to say. And talk is cheap and easy so I show my appreciation with actions. Can I lick your vinyl?

Triple X? Well that just sounds steamy. Sure, count me in. Bowm chicka bowm bowm!

Try dryer lint.

And here's a close up.

Do magazines count? After all, I only get it for the articles.

"'Satanists anyone'? I thought you said, 'Say, tennis anyone?' Sorry, my bad."

What do I want? A chance. When do I want it? The first time, every time and sometimes a second or third if it's merited.

Crap. I took that out to make room for the condom.

Gnome celebrates his freedom by getting sloshed and goes home with this floozy