Para Bellum

I went to Iraq once...it was great.

I've got a four-page report sitting here that's finally done...IN FARSI. HEY!! You over there!! What have YOU got?

Pics of new hair, plz? As we probably won't be there...

Bruce Campbell was having a showing of his new movie "My Name is Bruce" at MSU yesterday. Hilarious movie; if you've seen a lot of Bruce Campbell's stuff, you'll appreciate all the in-jokes in the movie. He had a Q&A session afterwards, and then us lucky ones got an invite to the afterparty (I know Bruce's brother Don, so that was our key to getting in). Got to talk to Bruce a little bit, seemed like a genuinely nice guy and is just as goofy in real life as he is on screen. He made a point to come over and thank us for our service, which I thought was cool. All in all, it was a good time!

Phee, did you google "goatse" and "cake" to find that? And who takes the time to frost something like that? o.O

There's nothing more sad, pathetic and irresponsible than a man in the grip of an ether binge. That, and we can't stop here. This is bat country. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

+1. That picture gives me teh diabeetus.

Hey, I went to the auto show that day too. :D

Water. Gotta hydrate after PT.

My pre-workout shake. What have YOU got?

Oh, probably sex. :D What was the meanest thing you ever did to a 2LT?

I've got a little Absinthe left over. :D What have YOU got?

Sixpack of dark beer going down nicely. What have you got?

Took some great CC pics.

MOAR COFFEE!!! What have you got?

Candy--Absolutely. Did you ever want snowballs shipped in so you could surprise the hadjis the same way?

A bigass cup of coffee. What have YOU got?

A knife in my pocket, a Blackberry in my hand and a case of the ass. What have YOU got?

Aww. I wish I contained sulfites right now. :(

Oh, I CANNOT drink tequila. Actually, I CAN, but the results are not good. Last time I had tequila (and it was GOOOOOD stuff) was at the 2005 Chicago Custom Knife Show. Me, Becky and a bunch of industry people and makers were at the sports bar on the first floor of the very nice hotel hosting the show. My friend, who is a gear retailer and police officer, decided to drink with me. Well, after last call, we ended up beating the shit out of each other in the hallway...strangely enough, entirely good natured. Ended up with me running his head into a doorframe and him ending up with a grand total of 14 staples in his scalp. You could see his SKULL, for fuck's sake. Hey, I cleaned up the blood (LOTS OF IT). And we're still friends! :D I can make parties interesting, if nothing else.

Angus burgers are goooood. That is all.

What can I say...over 13 years of being a soldier has taught me how to party, even on the cheap. :D

I'm from the government. I'm here to help. Trust me.

Just means you can have more fun on the cheap.

Now now, moderation is all relative...:D