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Para Bellum

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  1. And now for something completely different... Dammit, can't post it. FUCK! Work computer... Wait, works now.
  2. Ahh yes. Been there before. It's nice to be able to get away with murder...
  3. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So what did your 1SG say?
  4. Admit it though, that shit would have been hilarious in formation.
  5. I see at least Carnival of Carnage, Riddle Box and the Jeckel Brothers (Wraith is red/gold too...) :D
  6. Eeew, staph. That shit ate a hole in my arm. Or is it your "staff" that has the infection. Eeeeew.
  7. poooooooot. Not really. Just not with it.
  8. Working and trying to throw off this cold before it gets started.
  9. I have a wrist GPS. Running is now tolerable.
  10. I wish we could have been there. Becky was sick and I'm getting there. Aww, hunhee was giving smooches and I missed out... :(
  11. I'm ugly because I'm fat, and my cardio sucks. No matter how hard I work, it feels like I'll always be a slug. I'm ugly because deep down, I'm an angry, hate-filled, mistrustful asshole. I'm ugly because after my last deployment, I feel used and betrayed and no good to anyone. That's why I'm ugly.
  12. Awww, Candy, you're so domestic. Wait...I'm doing laundry and about to cook dinner. Damn.
  13. I don't like to think I'm in an inactive city, just that I'm blazing a trail for others to follow...
  14. DAMMIT! Now I feel old. BLEARRRRGH!
  15. Oooooh, that sounds good. (cracks another Red Stripe)
  16. I made spaghetti. AND the sauce. Big chunks of chicken in there. Lots of garlic. Mmmmm..... Now for a Red Stripe or six.
  17. Quoted for truth. I showed you my "good luck charm", right? Religious fundamentalism Stupidity Reality TV Cookie-cutter, mind-numbing sitcoms I realize some of them have been said before, but they bear repeating.
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