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Do you find chicks with red bangs and star tattoos on their chest who wear leopard print camisoles hot?

Yeah don't you?

DGN GENIE........will I ever find my way?

No but you will find my way so I can go to the tittie bar... so get to it!

Hey Wally... If I go through the mailbox, will I end up in heaven?

You are a freak.... get off my roof.

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How will I act when I meet Bruce today?

He is a great guy... the person I am possesing (phee) has met him 3 times and had dinner with him once... you will act like you enjoy yourself

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What type of enjoy oh possessor of phee? Spastic? Speechless? Awe? Piss on myself? Or the worst of all "Proclaiming how he has inspired me to dream again and profess my unending worship of him?" ya know jibbering fan boy.

You will try to kiss him

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