You know you're poor/broke when...

[Nate Kriepp]

Broke enough to have extra coffee filters because I couldn't afford coffee or toilet paper so....oh, you guys are smart. You know what comes next.

[kat (1)]

You can't afford Mohawk Vodka so you cross your fingers at the liquor store and ask if they got Mullet? 

[gwen]

the only twinkies you have to eat are the imaginary, angelic, invisable ones with no calories 

[WhiteLines]

I had just been takin two weeks or so off of work just burnin' thru money... So now back on the road and workin, I'm in that spot, so broke you be sittin there all up in this hood rat ass lookin' Red Roof Inn room, that ain't got no mutha-luvin' microwave oven. The cops is all posted up downstairs in the parking lot,  you go ahead and make a Jam Sandwich for  yo dinner (that's two slices of bread just jammed into each other, lol... Sometimes tho we call those uns a "Wish Sandwich"... Ya know, like... I wish that hell I had something to put on this mofo sandwich." Think I might walk my grungy broke ass downstairs to that sheriff cruiser and tell that fool "F*¢k Twelve!"  then reach on in and jerk that fat fools McDonald's bag right up out his grip. Hell I done typed so long I really am hungry. Ain't got no stove,  no microwave radiation cookin' alls I got is jam sandwiches or wish sandwiches today tho.

[Scary Guy]

I got fries and a coke at Logan's last night, then I road home on fumes.

 

I could have asked someone to pick up my tab, but I really didn't want to do that.

[gwen]

you sniff yer fartz cause you can't afford roses.