Enishi Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When you start wondering about the nutritional content of cockroaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When you start wondering about the nutritional content of cockroaches. Eew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 OMG! you had to play at the Public Golf Course....Ewwww! I know! And I had to stiff the caddy to make sure I still had drink money for afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKay Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When you wash your clothes with shampoo because you can't afford laundry soap. Yep, done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When you wash your clothes with shampoo because you can't afford laundry soap. Yep, done it. How about in the bathtub with bar soap? I lived that way for months. So glad that is over. Hope I never see those days again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When after weeding... you wonder if salad dressing is an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoriavengeance (1) Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 wouldn't a "normal shape" mean not waxing/shaving them? Actually, yes. It's not always a good shape, but definitely normal. No, that would be 'natural' ;] a natural eyebrow. never been touched. a normal, good shaped eyebrow. unnatural, crazy goth brows sorry. just to clarify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 No, that would be 'natural' ;] a natural eyebrow. never been touched. a normal, good shaped eyebrow. unnatural, crazy goth brows sorry. just to clarify Yeah, thin line between normal and natural. We all start out natural, but some of us have eyebrows that make you go "WTF!", so I wouldn't consider them normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havoc Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 when "shopping" includes digging in someone elses garbage.(done it) when your menu for the whole week has only 2 words(ramen noodles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 When all your nicest furniture is out on your front porch, which happens to be bigger than both bathrooms put together (come visit and see ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision. Depending on the size of the person's wife, and also their pet, it could be possible to stuff them in a pet spa so they can both enjoy a relaxing afternoon together. And it would be so cost effective, even the most destitute person could fit it on their budget! Edited August 26, 2011 by Chernobyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Depending on the size of the person's wife, and also their pet, it could be possible to stuff them in a pet spa so they can both enjoy a relaxing afternoon together. And it would be so cost effective, even the most destitute person could fit it on their budget! I'm getting to the point of being so poor I can't afford both my life coach and my bodyguard so I've decided to fire them both and hire you to do all their work, but I can only pay you half as much. My sports car only takes premium fuel after all and I don't want to be so broke I can't afford that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 as long as you can still rock the Grey Poupon, it's still pretty good. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoriavengeance (1) Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 your cat eats better and more than you do o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) you got bed bugs but no bed....lmao you can't even go throw yourself off a bridge because you don't have any gas in your car to get there. Edited August 28, 2011 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision. But what if your wife IS your pet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 But what if your wife IS your pet? Wow, Phee's so broke he's multitasking. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Wow, Phee's so broke he's multitasking. lol It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacilliyr Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality... ... xD This made me giggle. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 when you can't go see a friend play a free show because you can't afford to get there. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theremper Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 when you make a pizza from a slice of white bread, spaghetti sauce and a slice of cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 ^ isn't that bruschetta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theremper Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 ^ isn't that bruschetta? so all these years ive been making bruschatte. now I can just say I am eating bruscheatta vs poor mans pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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