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*Neanders down in the smoke-filled "Love Quest Room" ala war room from Dr. Strangelove. Various busybodies running around with this paperwork or that*

*looks at monitor marked "love at work options." Technician notices SK looking over shoulder*

Technician #1: No potentials in site

*Stands in front of main screen; on it is a depiction of the solar system*

Technician #2: Sorry sir, the scope is clear. No options in sight.

*looks over at the pile of cream pies left for silliness*

SK: No...if Kubrick cut the scene out, it was for a good reason. Get a detail down here and clear these pies out before madness ensues.

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*Neanders down in the smoke-filled "Love Quest Room" ala war room from Dr. Strangelove. Various busybodies running around with this paperwork or that*

*looks at monitor marked "love at work options." Technician notices SK looking over shoulder*

Technician #1: No potentials in site

*Stands in front of main screen; on it is a depiction of the solar system*

Technician #2: Sorry sir, the scope is clear. No options in sight.

*looks over at the pile of cream pies left for silliness*

SK: No...if Kubrick cut the scene out, it was for a good reason. Get a detail down here and clear these pies out before madness ensues.

Where the hell is Me mind!!!!!

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*pulls tiny arrow out of rump*

Ouch!

Whose bright idea was this anyways?! The very thought of giving archery implements to winged infants is absolutely LUDICROUS! :rant:

...it was me (& I'm new at this).....I mean..oOps.....I'm a Goat...

SO..perhaps....you should be asking yourself, "WHO GIVES A CRAZY SATYR ARCHERY IMPLEMENTS?"

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