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I am going to arrive after work with Angel of Death, Dani, and Punk Princess. I expect a velvet red carpet to be rolled out and rose petals to be thrown down before we exit the vehicle, and I also expect lots of paparazzi around to capture every scandalous move on film so we can be on the cover of People magazine.

If these demands are not met, then we will be forced to TP your house... with used TP.

Sorry, dude.

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I am going to arrive after work with Angel of Death, Dani, and Punk Princess. I expect a velvet red carpet to be rolled out and rose petals to be thrown down before we exit the vehicle, and I also expect lots of paparazzi around to capture every scandalous move on film so we can be on the cover of People magazine.

If these demands are not met, then we will be forced to TP your house... with used TP.

Sorry, dude.

:rofl:

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GOD DAMNIT!!! I'M GOING TO MISS THIS BITCH!!!

grr.... I should go blow something up.. maybe I can rig enough explosives to blow up the whole fuckin country of Iraq...

If it aint there.. then there's no reason to be here eh? That means I get to go home and party my ass off until some sexy chick rapes my face!

I know! I just wish that I couldve done had a house a year ago and have the party before you went.

I'll say this man, whenever you come back I'll defintely throw another party just for your return.

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Ok everyone, only 2 more days to go for the party!

Just for reminders, be sure to bring a little bit of alcohol and food is optional. Heres a little bit of good news, the fog machine will be put to work. However theres a little bit of bad news, due to the weather situation there may be no fire *boos*! But if the skies clear up atleast around noon there might just be hope.

Now, heres my least favorite part. There will be rules *pukes*. Although I do encourage everyone to have a good time and let loose, but however I must ask to refrain from making extreme loud noises such as screaming for example. I wouldnt want the cops to come here for noise disturbance. Also, encase if any of you come across any of my neighbors BE NICE! So far I been on pretty good terms with them and I dont want to get a bad rep in this neighborhood. Unless if any does start trouble with any of you, COME TO ME FIRST. I'll handle the situation. I know sometimes we drink way too much than what we ask for and get sick but please, HURRY TO THE BATHROOM OR ATLEAST OUTSIDE. I dont want puke getting stained into my carpet nor the place smelling like barf! If ya make it to the bathroom thats fine but MAKE SURE YOUR FACING THE TOILET BOWL AND NOT THE FLOOR! Once again for the pot smokers, blaze outside but not inside the house. Well, I think that might cover up the rules there. Oh one more thing, HAVE A FUCKING BLAST AND LEAVE WHATEVER BS AT HOME! No one wants a party pooper.

Incase if I havnt sent anyone info yet BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW NOW. I wont be online friday and my laptop is being kept at my parents place for security reasons. So for those who dont have it yet, its a good time to send me private messages now.

Im excited about this and I cant wait to see all you fuckers here!

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The time is half-way here, only two more weeks and four days to go! I hope some of you are excited about this as much as I am, I CANT WAIT! I must admit, this is the first time I ever throw my own party in my life, I never got to do something like this before until now. Oh if anyone would like to bring stuff (such as chairs for example) your more than welcome to. Oh and for the pot smokers, I dont care if ya bring some herbs, but smoking pot inside my house is prohibited. The reason why is because for one, denise (known as xanthien) cant be around pot smoke, second reason is because my mom will probably make a small visit once she gets back in town from truck-driving (yes, she drives semi-trucks). However outside would be ok, but if my moms around be sure ya keep it low-key and atleast wait until she leaves. Unless if y'all are willing to do it at the lake (or the park) which is not far from the house, thats fine. Although my mom wont stick around much long due to being exhausted from driving, im sure I wouldnt have to worry about any of you being disrespectful but I must say this just to be on the safe-side. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL AND FRIENDLY TO HER. I'd hate to be forced to kick someone out, so guys please be on y'alls best behavior. But dont fear! My mom is actually very cool and easy to get along with, so its ok for y'all to still be yourself and dont need to try to put on a good impression, so y'all can still dress the way ya want. I have a rock-n-roll mom and she dont give a fuck, but as long as y'all just be cool and keep the pot on the hush hush side, its all good in the hood!

Since thats aside now I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS HERE!

If anyone has questions or concerns, feel free to pm me (or give a call).

Holy shit...there's a LAKE?

YES!

I have a fishing license, poles, a tackle box....and I will have BEER and by the time I think to go out and catch breakfast it will probably be 6am when the fishes get up :tongue:!

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Holy shit...there's a LAKE?

YES!

I have a fishing license, poles, a tackle box....and I will have BEER and by the time I think to go out and catch breakfast it will probably be 6am when the fishes get up :tongue:!

I thought I told ya I lived a couple blocks from lake erie before? Lol well your more than welcome to knock yourself out. Shit you and raven are welcome to come by tonight if y'all want to fish in the morning before the party starts.

The quote just reminded me. My mom wont be attending due having to train someone this weekend.

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