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I've kinda decided that I will be terminally single... for life. Just me and my cat, boldly facing each trial.. together.

I decided a long time ago that I was going to be the crazy old cat lady. I have cats now, so I'm one step closer! Now I need a shotgun and a porch...maybe some tattered house dresses for good measure.

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I decided a long time ago that I was going to be the crazy old cat lady. I have cats now, so I'm one step closer! Now I need a shotgun and a porch...maybe some tattered house dresses for good measure.

And a hat. Crazy porch/cat ladies need a hat.

*Runs*

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I decided a long time ago that I was going to be the crazy old cat lady. I have cats now, so I'm one step closer! Now I need a shotgun and a porch...maybe some tattered house dresses for good measure.

And some of those weird plastic mesh mules.. with flowers cross stitched on them! And a bottle of Bourbon.

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Yeah they pretty much have to do the same to me. Bonk me on the head and be like HEY YOU DUNCE! I LIKE YOU OK??? YOU LIKE ME OR NO??

If its not clear like that i just go read a book or something instead lol.

Reading girls is a skill. You just gotta know what to look for. Flirty eyes and wide smiles are a sign laughter also even if u make a really dumb joke and they laugh its a sign. Currently I have no dgn crushes.

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Reading girls is a skill. You just gotta know what to look for. Flirty eyes and wide smiles are a sign laughter also even if u make a really dumb joke and they laugh its a sign. Currently I have no dgn crushes.

You gotta train me how to pick up the ladies, Dave. I hear you're the grand master.

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I am going to pounce on the guy at the starbucks. Now that the manure smell has gone. Hope they use mulch next time cause it was killing the mood at the drivethru window.

*giggle*

i have a friend who works a starbucks in your area that has a drivethru..... wouldn't that be funny?

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Good god does he look like a model? Cause I am thinking he is flirty not for tips.....oh please dont mention this. :wub:

Um.... i dont *personally* think he particularly looks like a model, but he *is* a very funny/flirty guy... (and no, i won't mention it..... :wink Lemme check my bookmarks, I'll see if i can find one with his pic, and I'll PM it...

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i swear i succumb to at least 3 new crushes every week, at least one of which is off DGN... if i haven't said anything to the contrary, ASSUME i have had a crush on you at some time or another if not right now.

that goes for the ladies too.

stop leg humping me Erin

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I had to fire my work-crush because he has a weird, nervous laugh, and acts afraid of me. That just won't do. Plus he's not dressed well today.

I want decent people to have crushes on me. Which is totally egotistical and pretty much pointless, I realize, but who cares.

Ugh. Too tired.

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