Destroit
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Drive around the Fenkell and Lahser area throwing pennies at prostitutes. -
If it makes you feel any better, I am BEAT THE FUCK UP from that mosh pit. I don't know if you noticed but all of the people in that pit were like 250 lb men who were over 6 foot tall...I know...I am crazy. My right knee is out of socket, I have bruises everywhere, and my arms hurt like I bench pressed a Volvo six or seven times. All in all, I would say it was a good concert. SO...as for how I feel right now? I feel like I <3 Ogre...AND I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA TOMORROW IN GRAND RAPIDS! OMFG! YES! SLF;ASJDOIWUERUASDNF;ASDJF!
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Yes, so much Aunt Jemima that hoe will cover the whole city of Detroit and smother everyone with her sweet maple syrup goodness.
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Yes, pancakes, could you imagine? Lemme tell you something StormKnight...you don't wanna know..and I....DON'T know....
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W0oO0oO!
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Chernobyl-land? Apparantly good because that means I now have a theme park! No but for seriousness, I am about to get an A in all of my classes, which has never been done by me before, so I'm good.
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WELL...if you'd like to jump start on being manly and cool, I suggest you pick up a book that is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". It is my other bible and I read over it whenever taking a manly dump.
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Damnit...I want Legos. If all goes according to plan, Santa is supposed to finally get me Legos this year. Fat bastard blew off my request for Legos the past three years, time for him to PAY UP.
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I know, few can *struts/flexxxes* (Totally j/k )
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Sitting...and staring out this huge window. Yeap.
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OMFG...YES!!!!! WIN! How the hell are you single, dude? You just described the most awesome after-sex I could ever possibly think of, I try to go by the that particular protocol every time... Oh wait...there's no pancakes involved....no wonder you don't have a lady. Nevermind then. I hate cuddling after sex, best thing after sex is to just roll over and go to sleep without saying anything.
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Omfg....do not even ask. Nothing sexual, but it involves pancakes...lotsa pancakes...
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Ready to become so ginormous tomorrow that I break more of my relative's furniture with my fat ass. It hasn't happened since high school, so I believe I'm about due to crush a dining chair or two.
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I'm wearing a black dress that's like casual kinda dealy and floooowy, but is over the knee. I have my Rudolph "Abominable Snowman" slippers and I raise Hunhee by saying that I was too lazy to put on any underwear before I came downstairs. Too early for that kind of stuff, putting on underwears = fully getting ready.
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Welcome to the board, you look like a fun kinda person from your pics, so stay around
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Quite relaxed, going to write a few pages in my novel...