Wow...so that is what a desk looks like in Britain, who knew?
Uhmm...lemme see, what do I have here, I have: A stapler, roll of toilet paper (I get lazy when it comes to urinating, never make it to the bathroom on time....okay okay, in all seriousness I have a cold), a calculator, coffee, post its, actually I just found out I have two staplers, my keys, some Lysol disinfectant spray, a little fan, paper clips...and that is all.