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I have had or currently have crushes on the following DGNers (in alphabetical order): CandyQuackenbush Eevee eleven FarrIL fataldesire Fidget GOREgeouslyDecorated HayleyJane hellequin Ice Queen industrial_girl_2000 kellygrrrrrl lapin LittleMissLuckyCunt littlepinkkitty Megalicious Michi MinaRose Miss Fire Pants Danica Mzdeadlyspell Nienna Rayne Restless Oblivion Ryle Hira ShyTears Siddella taysteewonderbunny The Dutchess TygerLili ValleyOfMisery wormsinwombs xBrutalBeautyx XillaToxic ~Tszura~ By no means is this list conclusive. There are probably several more I can’t recall at the moment.

Here's a sentence I don't say too often, "I agree with the liberal atheist." LOL! Age difference really doesn't matter so much as maturity level. I have dated a girl 10 years younger than I and she just had this wisdom of ages about her and we could really relate. I also dated a woman a year older than I and she could just be so immature at times I wish she would've just grown up. But, I'm also engaged to a woman a year older than I am and we get along great, relating on multiple levels. And I've tried dating a girl a little over 10 years younger than me and she was just so out of touch with things it wouldn't have really worked. So, age is mostly irrelevant for me as long as everything else works out. But, as Phee said, my absolute minimum for who I'll date is whatever the legal age of consent is for the state I'm in. (Michigan is 16 btw.) Maximum? I haven't really given that much thought.

Like Rayne needs any convincing.

DVS has one of those but it's black.

A tub of popcorn A rubber glove A box of condoms

Blame it on the rain. Girl you know it's true.

Raev is the shit!

Will this do? Well, Ron Jeremy's nickname is "The Hedgehog".

Fishnet boots. I like the second pair better.

Yay! Except it's backwards.

Did you just give yourself a time out? You know, if you need punishment, there are plenty of people here that would be more than willing to do that for you.

Sounds like the next Slogo production. Let's do it!

What a great night. Too bad I couldn't stick around for the rest but I have 9 hours of Black Friday madness tomorrow.

My specialty is an improvised crab legs and vegetable medley over angle hair pasta in a white wine sauce. Back when I was dating Cate, we were hungry but she didn't feel like going out so I just dug around her freezer, fridge, and pantry to see what she had. I just threw some random stuff together and it came out awesomely. So awesomely that when I cooked something for Calix and her mom I did something similar but with shrimp and fettuccine. No recipe, no measurements. Just threw shit together and improvised.

Tee hee. I'm awesome! Yep, still me. "Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk? " -Robert, Enchanted

They already make the peter heater:

What time should I get there?

Yes. I put EnViOuSPoPpEt up for auction. Oh wait, wrong thread.

It's girl talk, ya know? Like that guy, who did that thing, and OMG! You know, like when we, like you know, all that stuff? And yeah, it was so, totally!

Notice the post doesn't say "The Obama Administration" or even "The Bush Administration"; it just says "Government". I'm not happy no matter who wins the pennant so I'll always be whining and crying. But, then again, I didn't create any of the above; I just copied and pasted from an e-mail I got which was a forward of a forward of a forward of a ...