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That is a nice pair. See the two little kitties curled up on the bed? Awww.

Every cowboy needs his cowgirl.

It's on the other end of a cigarette. You know, that long round thing that you put in your mouth and as you suck on it, it gets all warm and moist and satisfying.

In that case she had typed, "Can I mop your floors? " and I mentioned I wanted to make the comment, "And I can install some hard wood" but felt that was crossing a line and made her rethink her post and delete it. We joke a lot but often don't have filters.

Spook: Putting the "ass" back in "crass"

Well, we still don't know if the carpet matches the drapes. I'm pretty sure they do, but I am willing to check and find out for sure.

Obama: "Now this is what I meant when I said I wanted change. Oh yeah, keep changing baby!"

Alright, here's a picture for y'all to caption or create a (de)motivational poster for.

Let's see ... I have a high school diploma, a vocational degree, an associates degree, a bachelors degree, and I'm nine weeks away from completing a masters degree. Guess what? I'm stuck in a crappy low-paying job. I'm trying to get into something better but right now 1 out of every 3 people are unemployed or underemployed and competition for anything good is fierce. So until things start to turn around people are stuck where they are and just happy to have a job in the first place.

Yes, I will admit to having been entranced by her hips on several occasions.

Project Alpha showed that scientists tend to come to their conclusions before the tests are even run. They ignore data that contradicts their conclusions and use data that support them. Most of the time they do this unknowingly; it's just a part of human nature.

Which is why I hate that fucking (indeed) push-to-talk option on Motorola cell phones. It's bad enough that I have to listen to half a conversation from people on normal cell phones but that I can tolerate. When you've got this loud crackly beepy walkie talkie thingy, well that just bloody cheeses me.

"You scruffy looking nerf herder!"

*sigh* Are you sure I can't hate Liberals Slogo?

Ooo, good call. Although "Queevee" just doesn't sound right.

That is awesome! Totally made my day too. I was super grumpy all day at work and this just busted my gut and brought tears to my eyes. Awesome! Oh, and boots:

Does this mean we can't hang out at our favorite pub anymore? The Brewkake

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Broken window theory.

Word up.

Werd from da homies!

Ding, we have a winner.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I guess that makes up for all the avoidance of your wrath I've accumulated over the past few days. (where's the icon of the guy hiding behind the couch?)