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IsleofRhodesEnt

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  1. the new job. btw...for those in the MT. Clemens area....Tuesday-Saturday, every night, at Fritts on Main Street...I'll be working in the kitchen..rocking and rolling....and most likely being bored enough to stack cheese....again. So come in and order something....like our new Buffalo Chicken Pita(two Chicken strips, with buff sauce fried IN the breading; lettuce, tommato, swiss and bleu cheese, on a warm pita), or the Bleu Jalapeno Burger (name says it all) & Texas Roadhouse Burger (BBQ sauce, Chedder, and onion rings on this one)...both which are coming soon. p.s. don't blame me for shameless plug...I really WAS bored enough to stack cheese...I get paid regardless...but I like being somewhat busy!!
  2. I just want to know why we can't be happy that South America FINALLY gets to share in the Olympics as a host? Only South America and Africa have yet to have Olympic Games in any of their countries. It wasn't Chicago, or Obama, or anything US that had to do with Chicago not getting the games. For those paying attention, it was the fact that one of the guys on the IOC happens to be the FORMER President of Brazil...or something real close to that. It also has to do with the fact that the current President made the very simple arguement of "South America has yet to host the Olympic Games". It's a WORLD event...and yet all I hear is how pissed everyone is that WE didn't get to host it..AGAIN. Congrats, Rio....if you show a love for the Games like you do soccer...it's gonna be a hell of an event!!
  3. Letterman admits to affairs This is one of the largest things to hit TV in a LONG time. David Letterman was being blackmailed by a "48 Hours" employee. The man demanded 1-2 million dollars or he would release all of Dave's "dirty little secrets" in a screenplay/book. Dave gave him a bogus check, and then gave testimony to a grand jury in Manhattan. A warrant was issued and the man was arrested, facing charges on extortion. He is suspended from his job, and most likely will loose it. The scandal was that Dave has sex with several of the women that work for him on the show. It is now pretty much impossible to extort Letterman on this point, as he has admitted to doing such during his show. As much as I don't agree with what he did (the multiple sexual relations with co-workers while being married), I do have to give Dave mad props for a confession on air, and making himself bulletproof to future extortion, at least when dealing with the same subject. It had to take a lot of guts for CBS to let him confess it, and for Dave himself to go ahead and say it, and make it something kinda funny at the same time. Good job, Dave! Stick it to that asshole for trying to run your life!!
  4. then I'm gonna say it now...when I go...and if anyone here remembers....take my sorry carcass out to the UP, set me on some sticks, pour gas on my body...and light my fat ass!!!
  5. For those that want to know, I have mailed them and told them that they need to add Detroit to their list of places for the next tour, after this one. Chicago and Detroit would be a GREAT mix, and solid crowds.
  6. Rick and Dan are origional members, that much I know. Origional Vocalist, and the second vocalist, both had to bow out due to medical issues.
  7. *bump* Go listen to their industrialized cover of Cry Little Sister...GREAT cover. Ventana for those that don't know, Ventana is the child of Mushroomhead's own Stitch, Rick Thomas, and their drum tech, Daniel Fox. They are going to be a bonus track feature for the NEW Saw Movie. It's very Psyclon Nine/Crossbreed/Mushroomhead...there is a LARGE Stitch Signature style to everything done.
  8. http://godfallen.deviantart.com/ All the photos are taken by me, ala timer The pictures are someone elses lineart, but my colorations The Poetry is mine and the wallpapers....are mine.
  9. have you tried "Mother Lover"? wow...that even sounds suggestive....
  10. *BUMP* And think...you will be able to JUST make the beginning of Poetry Night at Trixies!!!!!
  11. Since the link to mine got deleted by author, I decided to go get something else. Check this one out, from South Carolina "TO THE PEOPLE BUYING OR RENTING PORN AT MY STORE" Dear Porn Purchaser, 1. I'll say this one time only: we do not accept returns unless the movie you purchased is defective in some way. This means the movie doesn't play. This does not mean that the video was not long enough, didn't feature enough fucking, didn't feature enough money shots, featured too many dicks and not enough pussy, featured too many pussies and not enough dicks or any other content-based complaint you may have. You bought it, you wanked to it and now its yours. Forever. kthxbye. 2. If your movie is defective, you have two (2) days to return it with the receipt and original package. This means if you purchase the movie on Monday morning, you have until Wednesday evening to bring it back. This means when you return the movie, you have to have that little piece of paper we give you when we sell you the movie and the cover and box must be intact. It's possible, but very unlikely, that we didn't give you a receipt. It's impossible that you didn't get the packaging. That's just ridiculous. Oh, and if you return a movie, I will put the movie in our DVD player to make sure it doesn't work. Yes, that's right. I'm college educated and I get to check porn for defects at work. My parents sure are proud. 3. Seriously, who purchases porn anymore? Have you ever heard of the internet? Well, in case you haven't, it's a magical series of tubes that gives you access to a plethora of pornography you cannot even imagine. Pornography beyond your wildest dreams! And, better yet, it's free! 4. Seriously, who rents porn anymore? Please see #3. 5. Why are you so fucking picky about your pornography? I really don't understand. It's a movie. With people fucking each other. A lot. The movies are separated into broad genres in our movie section for your convenience. You can find run of the mill people fucking each other a lot movies, movies with only black people fucking each other a lot, interracial groupings fucking each other a lot, only men fucking each other a lot, only women fucking each other a lot, people fucking each other a lot and doing kinky shit at the same time, and so on. It's pretty basic and usually, the titles describe what is going to happen in the movie pretty well. "Big Black Poles in White Holes," for instance, says a lot about what the movie will be about. So do titles like "Giant Goo Covered Jugs," "Girls Kissing Girls," "Anal Addiction," "Big Wet Asses," "Enema Queens," and "Hairy Cooter Bonanza." Usually, you don't have to think a lot about what a movie is about (other than fucking, of course) - pornography isn't known for being demure. 6. I have not seen every movie in our collection so I can't tell you whether "Giant Greeze Covered Asses" is better than "Big Wet Booty Poppin' Booty." To be honest, I don't even like pornography. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you about my pornography watching habits. Please use your own discretion in determining which movie is right for you. 7. I can help you find movies by title, studio or star. If you don't have a specific title, studio or star you are looking for, please limit your question asking. We have thousands of movies and I'm not going to look through them to help you find a movie featuring double penetration, strap ons, interracial couplings, and hairy women covered in oil wearing rubber. Take your specific fetishes to the internet. Please see #3 and 4. 8. Some of you rent or purchase multiple movies every day or so. Do you have a job? Do you do anything except watch porn? How have you not masturbated yourself retarded at this point? Seriously...calm down a little bit and, for the love of God, save yourself some money and get a computer and internet access. Thanks and have a nice day, Your Friendly Adult Store Clerk now..what gets me...is that if this guy is an ADULT STORE clerk...WHY is he complaining about people giving him BUSINESS??? Does he not like his job? Is he tired of cleaning Splooge? College Educated and working as a Porn Store clerk?? still...the rant is funny
  12. For a second I thought it was a FREE COUGAR (as in big cat) if you go to the Museum on that date..... I was so ready to go....
  13. Good...I don't like sleezy lap dances. Now, those really classy lap dances...you know..the ones that you get in front of everyone from the HOTTEST chick in there....those I FULLY SUPPORT!!!!
  14. lol...as in an opinion on if I do? FUCK YEAH....and I am WELL ACCOMPLISHED too. It's not egotistical to think you can alter certian situations...you just have to pick and choose.
  15. not sure if it completely fits...but Richard Hawley has a bit of a Rock-a-billy way to him
  16. sore from another amazing Rock show.

  17. well...it's official....Joey and Doug need to write the "Psychobilly and Rockabilly for Dummies" book....cuz their knowledge on the genre is AMAZING. One day....we're ALL gonna have to hit a Pyschobilly show together!!!!
  18. Granted...the Snakelets find an appetite...for EACH OTHER. After the snakelets have killed themselves by trying to consume one another, you are left with nothing but bodies...and the possibility for snakeskin sandels. I wish I had a pet Gryphon
  19. you know...I think in a year or so...we may see the "mainstreaming" year of Psychobilly. YOu know...all "odd" genre's have their time...Cali-punk, swing, latin, etc, etc...
  20. Kid must be getting his Bachelors in "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE A SWORD!"
  21. Mr. Swayze...If you end up at the shiney gates, then you have a great time reliving "Ghost" If your going to brimstone and fire, then you whoop their asses like you did in "Roadhouse"!!
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