TheGimp

lol you poor poor man...

iam not sittin naked in bed talkin on dgn to a NOT naked Candyman whos not eating animal crackers

guess itsd time to stop drinkin eh

i really appreciate brenda shes hot..shes nice..shes hot...she sat with me threw my "special percings" shes hot...she got me drunk at her house..i feel like iam forgetting somthing...oh yea...shes hot...

WTF

true...true

LMAO

lol awe damn...that sucks...i just want one so ill quit lookin like iam 15 years old

like i wish i could grow a beard...all i get is weak ass scruff wish i knew a way to make it grow huge and big like santa

LMAO ur tellin me i can hear the movie in my room which isnt problem but all i heard was "Yea Tyrone shoot that N****a" and grandma go "oh my goodness those sure are big guns...but those drug dealers sure deserve it"...then i hear gun shots and and my grandma go "oh wow" then chuckle.....grandma will never sece to amaze me... OH on a side note....grandma wants to come up to see me at City Club to see "were i work" and she recently found out she likes Maylin Manson... swear to BOB were in the car and 'Sweet Dreams' started playing and she gose oh this sounds nice half way threw the song..she said he has a beautiful voice...so for shits and giggles i showed her the music video to 'sweet dreams' turns out shes a fan.....wow...just wow...

age aint nuttin but a number though Miss Heathern..thats just my thoughts however if you see somthin you like why not go for it...as long as its legal i see no problem with it...22 and 46 18 and 80 its all just numbers age diffrence shouldnt matter as long as the two people are happy its all good in my book

i sure hope so she seems worth it so far shes real sweet very pretty she just lives Lapeer thats all

amused...walked by the living room to head to my room and found my 65 year old neon white grandma watching a movie on B.E.T.

i have a new crush but shes all the way in friggin lapeer damn it

sooooo cupid may have struck me with an arrow but problem is...iam stuck in the same boat as Miss.Mcgee and shes 2 hours away ugh figures

when i get some money ill buy a kilt

sad....it was a kickass weekend and monday..but just recsently finding out about my freind having cancer brung me down...this is my first time having to console a friend who is more then likely terminal and i know obviousely shes in a dark place with out anyone near her and her family being a pack of douchebags i feel helpless i just listned to her crying for 30mins about how scared she is and how shes not ready to die...and dosent wanan die..its so...i dont know...i cant describe the feeling

i need to post one soon...i buzzed my head and then the other guys at work just said dude u have a quarter inch of hair left..just bic it...so i did...so now i joined the ranks of Spook and Marc with being bald

it was a kickass night...i had fun...got a good strong buzz and skyfire introduced me to one of his really cute friends..ended up dancing with her for a hour or so and got my face sucked half off but iam not complaining

You Are A Weeping Willow Tree You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism. Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places. You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you. You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner. An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh.

just found out my friend heather has stage two gastric cancer...so feelin real shitty cuz she moved to NY and its hard not being able to comfort her or help her threw this..

iam ganna be there i have nuttin to wear though >.<

oh those are indeed not guys/men those are boys/children anyone who claims the company of a video game over a beautiful gal such as urself is just a child in my book...."quick quick we need to reach level 45 before my girlfreind gets here were going out tonight" seriously...how hard would it be to shut off the PS3 put down the PSP and xbox and whatever other gaming systems are out there and go find a nice chick to go have coffee with...

i feel like a monkey about to be shot into space to sacrafice himself for the greater good...