If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
yes - it would be like a bungee cord effect eventually bringing you to rest at the center. you'd burn to death though, so it wouldn't really matter.
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
you wouldn't be going west unless you turned around and headed the other way!
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
actually, nipples do not have a single opening at the end. they have multiple tiny openings. it's more like a sprinkler than a hose. watch someone pump breast milk and you will see.
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
nope, but people ask me that a lot.
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
yes, it's based on diffusion. like the speed of sound, it's dependent on atmospheric conditions.
How come all of the planets are spherical?
gravity pulls all matter equally toward the center of mass.
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
2
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
this is actually REALLY cool - woodpecker brains are suspended in this rubberlike material inside the skull. otherwise they would suffer massive brain damage!
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
yup
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
hell no! he was definitely doing mary magdelene.
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
yup! the church down the street from my parents had a giant crucifix on top instead... it was struck by lightning, split down the middle, and there was a big hole torn in the roof. a friend of mine got married there three days later... we could hear the birds singing outside during the ceremony!