Homicidalheathen Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Phee stop being so nice, and smart....and well rounded. Or we might have to beat you with said fuckstick. You have a strange way of trying to get attention, don't you? :cheerful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saechalyn Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 *giggles* I'm sure Rayne and Phee can come up with a way to relieve frustration that does not involve saying negative things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Phee stop being so nice, and smart....and well rounded. Or we might have to beat you with said fuckstick.You have a strange way of trying to get attention, don't you? :cheerful I am trying to help... sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Phee: You're such an asshole. You're a redneck ignoramous who only took a disliking to my parents because my dad had to call the EMS one too many times to save your LIFE when he arrived at your house to find you passed out in a diabetic near-coma. You've turned your embarrassment into resentment, and are an idiot for sitting like a big, stupid, angry log at any gatherings we have now. Not that you were ever that great company anyway, but now you just make things doubly uncomfortable. Fuck you, Phee. And you're also an insufferable, know-it-all ACK-TOR (and a pathetically untalented one to boot) who can't drop the need to be constantly dramatic and constantly inappropriate. Ordinarily, you're only the life of the party in that we all can't believe our eyes and ears, and can't wait to talk & laugh about you once you're gone. You're majorly responsible for the rift going on between your wife - my sister - and me, which has had us barely speaking to each other for going on 4 years. Fuck you, Phee. Ahhh. I feel purged. Thanks, Phee. You're a doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Phee: You're such an asshole. You're a redneck ignoramous who only took a disliking to my parents because my dad had to call the EMS one too many times to save your LIFE when he arrived at your house to find you passed out in a diabetic near-coma. You've turned your embarrassment into resentment, and are an idiot for sitting like a big, stupid, angry log at any gatherings we have now. Not that you were ever that great company anyway, but now you just make things doubly uncomfortable. Fuck you, Phee. And you're also an insufferable, know-it-all ACK-TOR (and a pathetically untalented one to boot) who can't drop the need to be constantly dramatic and constantly inappropriate. Ordinarily, you're only the life of the party in that we all can't believe our eyes and ears, and can't wait to talk & laugh about you once you're gone. You're majorly responsible for the rift going on between your wife - my sister - and me, which has had us barely speaking to each other for going on 4 years. Fuck you, Phee. Ahhh. I feel purged. Thanks, Phee. You're a doll. Now this is EXACTLY what this thread is for.... you are welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Oh yeah! You have no penis and you fear women's lingerie like it's going to eat you alive, you pussywhipped little biotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Did I mention that you have NO balls, too? No? Wah. I adore you, and this is so wrong. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 I adore you, and this is so wrong. Bitch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You tell him Brenda!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Yeah. Bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 While I appreciate the sentiment, its just not as funny. Sorry. I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 PHEE you need a sense of humour biatch!!! lighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 The biatch part is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 PHEE.... You never work at your place of employment, you just sit here on the DGN all day, in your wierd little world, it caused you to sell your house, what the hell is wrong with you? you boil on the butt of humanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Phee you miserable vomitous mass, go back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 I Know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Oh god I was going to mention pogo sticks but this cracked me up so bad I forgot what I was going to say. Oh yah Phee go Phuck yourself with a pogo stick. Happy bouncing my man. Oh yeah! You have no penis and you fear women's lingerie like it's going to eat you alive, you pussywhipped little biotch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Phee, the inconsiderate way you drive your 4-wheel drive vehicle in dangerous winter conditions is a testament to your lack of endowment in the penile region. Phuck you, Phee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffreys_wife69 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Awesome! i like that little thing you did there! You express your anger very well! i like that shit! It was very funny and i could relate to that! :cheerful I mean i hate it when you can love someone so much and then they start to act like asses and they make u hate them with such a passion that it burns more hotter than the sex you once had! lol well awesome post! talk to you later! :fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 phee- i am SO sick of hearing you complain about the holidays. how expensive it is. how much you hate what your family might do and say. and what happend 15 million years ago to make you hate x-mas in the first place. phee, for the sake of the others that are happy around you - keep it to your damn self! you have ruined my holiday spirit and mood just thinking about what a scrooge you are. you miserly old fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted December 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Sorry Jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Phee - I'm tired of you making Jane tired of hearing you complain. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odims_sphere Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Phee my butthole hurts, you never even look me in the eyes any more and you could at least take me to dinner once in a while. You suck and I hate you.... call me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 what a phuckstick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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