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That i stayed going to college and did not spend money carelessly back in the day with credit cards.

If you had to pick one thing(material thing) to keep with you the rest of your life what would it be and why?

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My roommate, as soon as she walked in the door:

I wanted to slam her face in the door repeatedly, shove safety pins under her fingernails, throw her down the stairs, run a cheese grater down her torso, take a potato peeler to her scalp, dump boiling water and salt on the wounds, then pour bleach into her eyeballs.

That's my reoccuring evil thought every time I see her though...

Question: Name one article of clothing that you could not live without, and why?

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My roommate, as soon as she walked in the door:

I wanted to slam her face in the door repeatedly, shove safety pins under her fingernails, throw her down the stairs, run a cheese grater down her torso, take a potato peeler to her scalp, dump boiling water and salt on the wounds, then pour bleach into her eyeballs.

That's my reoccuring evil thought every time I see her though...

Question: Name one article of clothing that you could not live without, and why?

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Socks...cause feet are icky...

Whats the article of clothing u WANT to live without?

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    • I'm outside, looking like a crackhead standing on the corner probably scaring the neighbors just waiting. It's cold 🥶 
    • That's insane! I mean maybe start administering tests? Like if you can't identify an open door you may have to be weeded out of the candidate pool. 
    • ~~~~~ I totally feel you.  One time I literally caught the UPS driver posting the "Sorry" note on my screen door because the front door was wide open...and he missed it?!?
    • This UPS man wants to play with me! He literally came here after he allegedly came here yesterday and some time between the time I was posting about this yesterday until about a half hour ago left a sorry I missed you slip with the delivery notice number on it from yesterday not today,  I called and they said only one delivery attempt has been made to this address and that was yesterday. Omg this bitch ass muthafucker has got for real jokes.     
    • Yesterday UPS straight up lied and marked my delivery as some bullshit like delivery attempted. I was literally upstairs cooking dinner and the door is right there, last month they left it on my mailbox no problem. Yesterday I called and they are even more impossible to talk to on the phone,  I told the bitch your people be lying I been here this whole time and she said they should have left something with a number so I checked the mailbox and wasn't shit there. Why lie, why not just reschedule the damn delivery in the first place because idk maybe you had one delivery left but had to take a shit real bad or idk your wife was about to give birth and you had to leave work early or whatever you got going on. I guess it looks better if it's my fault and maybe because having to leave work early because you had to poop or wife or you yourself was about to give birth or get a blow job isn't an option for the drop down check box thing? Idk I'm making up shit now. Just bring me my peptides!
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