do I dare?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I found a package of chocolate.

really good Euro choc; package is still sealed shut.

no idea how it showed up here - someone must've given it to me as a gift, but damned if I can remember who.

on the back, it says "April 1996" among other things, but those are the only English words on the wrapper.

well?

[Fierce Critter]

At this point, it will probably have bloomed (google chocolate bloom). It'll be safe to eat, but might not taste fresh.