MANFAST: July 9th - July 11th

[Destroit]

Who's as excited as I am? Nobody, that's who!

Watch this thread in the next few weeks if you're planning to embark on the manliest pilgrimage of your life. Reservations are coming.

The campground for this year may change, but note I said MAY. It's because we have SO many people that this year we're going to do a secluded group lot so we can cause a ruckus and the DNR can't fuckus. This will cause it to be WAY cheap too, like, literally...five bucks for the weekend kind of cheap.

I'm actually going to drive around next week when I'm on spring break to a few campsites, Brighton included, to check out their group lots. If Brighton has satisfactory group lots then we'll probably go with them again.

If you have already determined you're going, think you may be going, or want to know wtf this MANFAST shit is all about...post and let me know! Don't PM me, I don't want my shit flooded with people getting excited.

Roster as of 12:18pm, March 29th.

Those who are 100% paid-up and going:

Lot 1

Chernobyl (KING of MANFAST)

Pestilence (KING of MANFAST)

Timata (MANTESTANT)

Lot 2

the eternal (Reigning MANPION...step up to his MASCULINITY if you DARE)

bean (MANTESTANT! Eff yeah!)

Lot 3

Raev (MANTESTANT)

*Siren*

Individuals That Are Paid & Need Lot Partners:

Eevee (Spectator) Probably not gender sensitive...I forgot to ask

Prick (MANTESTANT) Not gender sensitive, has pop-up camper that will lose you MANPTS (inside joke from last year)

KatRN05 (Spectator) Not gender sensitive, has tent

People Dropping in to Visit but may not stay:

Slaugh686

Those who REALLY want to go but have not arranged payment/confirmed yet:

Slogo (Spectator)

Lot 4

LillyLu29 (Spectator)

Darkmatter

Edited March 29, 2010 by Chernobyl

[Nienna]

I want to *actually* go this year! LOL I think the group lot is the best idea evar! We could set the tents up in a circle to kind of shield our rucus causing from the outside world. Like a personal tent bubble. SO... count me in! (Unless of course it runs over an event I already have planned. What are the dates?)

[Destroit]

I want to *actually* go this year! LOL I think the group lot is the best idea evar! We could set the tents up in a circle to kind of shield our rucus causing from the outside world. Like a personal tent bubble. SO... count me in! (Unless of course it runs over an event I already have planned. What are the dates?)

We won't even need to do the circle thing. When I say secluded group lots they're MILES from anyone else and DGN exclusive. My boyfriend is actually talking about getting in contact with this one guy he used to know named Kenny who owns 40 acres in northern Macomb county and rents it out to people "in the circle" so to speak (which he was all growing up because his mom would always bring him out there). So it MAY be on private property and this Kenny guy is an "anything goes" type so loudness or anything else for that matter will not pose a problem because it would be on private property.

Since it's such a HUGE amount of land also, if there are families going this year (as there was last year) they could be spaced far enough away from us rowdy fucks so that their children aren't scarred . Or waken up in the night by loudness.

The only thing I don't like about Kenny's? No water. How the fuck am I supposed to fish and swim? See, that may be a deal-breaker for me.

Dates: July 9th - July 11th.

I must give credit to bean for informing me when MANFAST is this year .

Edited March 8, 2010 by Chernobyl

[Nienna]

Yeah, those dates work for me. Hopefully work won;t screw me over.

[Eevee]

I am interested in going...I'm just...a MAJOR wimp. Like...afraid of the dark, afraid of evil creatures in the woods, etc.

On the way back from Grand Rapids yesterday we stopped by a rest stop at like midnight. And we parked facing the woods. And when we were walking to the building, my best friend yelled "Oh my God! A hobo!" and I actually jumped and hid behind her.

[Lillylu29]

If I still have this job it will be my weekend off so it works for me!

[Nienna]

I am interested in going...I'm just...a MAJOR wimp. Like...afraid of the dark, afraid of evil creatures in the woods, etc.

On the way back from Grand Rapids yesterday we stopped by a rest stop at like midnight. And we parked facing the woods. And when we were walking to the building, my best friend yelled "Oh my God! A hobo!" and I actually jumped and hid behind her.

There will be alot of us to protect you! I am super survive in the woods girl. You'll be fine.

[Destroit]

I am interested in going...I'm just...a MAJOR wimp. Like...afraid of the dark, afraid of evil creatures in the woods, etc.

On the way back from Grand Rapids yesterday we stopped by a rest stop at like midnight. And we parked facing the woods. And when we were walking to the building, my best friend yelled "Oh my God! A hobo!" and I actually jumped and hid behind her.

There is nothing to fear at MANFAST except fear itself...and me lurking around drunk in the middle of the night. I don't use flashlights either so if you run into me the encounter will be shrouded in darkness and I'm an asshole who loves jumping out from behind trees and making people piss their panties. So seriously in my top 3 things to do while camping and I'm good at it.

Oh, Pestilence will be there also, that's pretty unnerving. I sleep next to the guy and let me tell you, terrifying. The crazy robot noises he makes in his sleep sounds like people being sawed in half by his giant retractable chainsaw-arms.

The Game is also a bit of a creeper...I mean imagine running into that guy in the pitch darkness out in the woods. I would shit myself silly. It's like every hick horror movie scenario ever written, gives me the jibblies just thinkin' 'bout it, and I live with the guy. Deliverance anyone?

Okay, guess you should be scared. But you're still going either way, so nut up.

Edited March 8, 2010 by Chernobyl

[Eevee]

There will be alot of us to protect you! I am super survive in the woods girl. You'll be fine.

Haha, alright

There is nothing to fear at MANFAST except fear itself...and me lurking around drunk in the middle of the night. I don't use flashlights either so if you run into me the encounter will be shrouded in darkness and I'm an asshole who loves jumping out from behind trees and making people piss their panties. So seriously in my top 3 things to do while camping and I'm good at it.

Oh, Pestilence will be there also, that's pretty unnerving. I sleep next to the guy and let me tell you, terrifying. The crazy robot noises he makes in his sleep sounds like people being sawed in half by his giant retractable chainsaw-arms.

The Game is also a bit of a creeper...I mean imagine running into that guy in the pitch darkness out in the woods. I would shit myself silly. It's like every hick horror movie scenario ever written, gives me the jibblies just thinkin' 'bout it, and I live with the guy. Deliverance anyone?

Okay, guess you should be scared. But you're still going either way, so nut up.

Hahaha! Maybe Pest should get that checked out?

But, alright alright.

I'll deal with it, haha!

[Slogo]

i wants

[Destroit]

Hahaha! Maybe Pest should get that checked out?

But, alright alright.

I'll deal with it, haha!

They say it's sleep apnea. I say he's an android. Obviously my professional medical opinion differs from that of your standard physician.

[Eevee]

They say it's sleep apnea. I say he's an android. Obviously my professional medical opinion differs from that of your standard physician.

Clearly.

[Destroit]

i wants

You can has.

You gonna be a spectator or a MANTESTANT?

Edited March 8, 2010 by Chernobyl

[torn asunder]

i'd really like to go this year, but i have no idea what my schedule will be like, as i don't have a job now, but need to get one before then, and there's no way to know if i can make it.

is there an "optional" choice? like, i'll make it if at all possible!? cuz i really do want to!

[Destroit]

i'd really like to go this year, but i have no idea what my schedule will be like, as i don't have a job now, but need to get one before then, and there's no way to know if i can make it.

is there an "optional" choice? like, i'll make it if at all possible!? cuz i really do want to!

You have four months to decide. That's why I do this SO far in advance so people can take off work accordingly, arrange shit, and fund-raise money to go before then.

[bean]

The eternal - winner of last year's MANFAST, and I - spectator of MANFAST will be there. Oh yes.

We've been talking about MANFAST since last year's MANFAST, and we were trying to figure out the date, and then you posted that it was the weekend before your birthday, and then I did the calculations, and there it is.

[Destroit]

The eternal - winner of last year's MANFAST, and I - spectator of MANFAST will be there. Oh yes.

We've been talking about MANFAST since last year's MANFAST, and we were trying to figure out the date, and then you posted that it was the weekend before your birthday, and then I did the calculations, and there it is.

Tell him that he should be getting wet right now because I'm making him a bonafide Champion Belt, like WWE style .

[bean]

Tell him that he should be getting wet right now because I'm making him a bonafide Champion Belt, like WWE style .

That is awesome!

[Raev]

I just put in for vacation time for this weekend.

I WILL be there.

I WILL be putting in a reservation when it comes up.

[prick]

If Im working and cant get the time off I will make daily appearances. If not I am there the whole weekend. I decided to leave the camper behind so the boat can come this year. I do have extra tents, sleeping bags and zombie killing devices for all who need.

[Eevee]

If Im working and cant get the time off I will make daily appearances. If not I am there the whole weekend. I decided to leave the camper behind so the boat can come this year. I do have extra tents, sleeping bags and zombie killing devices for all who need.

SWEET

[XillaToxic]

if i can get the time off i will try and make it.. depends on where im working at the time..

[*Siren*]

I'm in.

[the eternal]

If there are kids too close I may not be able to get all Ron Jeremy in the night like last year

BUT REST ASSURED there will be a whole lot of this

AND OF COURSE THIS

[Raev]

Where is the official manfast website, darnit?!