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You can argue about the fiefdom when the times comes. You may even agree to a joint consul rule like the Roman Republic. But remember, even a king will bow down to The One, and *I* don't like to be second guessed.

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You ask me if I have a God complex?

Let me tell you something:

Will see about that. throwup.gif

I *am* God!!

*evil, gleeful, maniacal cackle*

*whooshes of air, several darts appear in his neck. Ego passes out, still cackling*

*Superego appears with smoking tranquilizer dart gun*

I apologize for the outburst from Ego. Try as I might, I can't get him off the movie Malice. *Now* you see why I keep him heavily sedated. Damned Geodon/Versed/propofol drip must have run out. Blast.

If you excuse me. *Superego drags Ego off, Ego still cackling in heavy sedation.*

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http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/topstories/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090819/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_frank

More evidence that Obama is destroying everything

The man is not only the Joker but Hitler as well.... As we all know that healthcare reform makes someone a Nazi. Being able to juggle black power, militant Christianity, Socialism and now Nazism all at once is proof that Obama is in fact a super villan. We will soon be living in the first Socalist, Nazi, Islamic, Christian, Childless, Old Peopleless, Tealess (all tea has been replaced with coolaid), Asian, Europian Welfare (Thanks Carl Rove for bringing that to our attention), Green, State the world has ever known.... EVIL

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http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/topstories/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090819/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_frank

More evidence that Obama is destroying everything

The man is not only the Joker but Hitler as well.... As we all know that healthcare reform makes someone a Nazi. Being able to juggle black power, militant Christianity, Socialism and now Nazism all at once is proof that Obama is in fact a super villan. We will soon be living in the first Socalist, Nazi, Islamic, Christian, Childless, Old Peopleless, Tealess (all tea has been replaced with coolaid), Asian, Europian Welfare (Thanks Carl Rove for bringing that to our attention), Green, State the world has ever known.... EVIL

:rofl:

The nazis WERE a socialist power...remember?

Nazism, officially in German as National Socialism (German: Nationalsozialismus), refers to the ideology and practices of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party or NSDAP under Adolf Hitler, and the policies adopted by the dictatorial government of Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945.

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Even though I'm one of those "crazy right-wingers" this is a funny ass thread.

And I have no problems with the Gitmo detainees being brought to Standish..if they escape us rednecks will just shoot them.

Can I watch?

I think it would be doubly fun for them to get shot down down by TITS.

It would violate them and their modesty code.

And what a headline " Death By Tits "

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Can I watch?

I think it would be doubly fun for them to get shot down down by TITS.

It would violate them and their modesty code.

And what a headline " Death By Tits "

:rofl:

If they got this far north, God save them. Standish is about 2 hours south of me...that's a lot of rednecks to get past before getting to me.

Edit: I spell good lol

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So what I'm hearing is that Obama is going to be laying off all police officers and security guards and replacing them with fembots.

While I believe this is true.... please state it as such.

Fox and friends do not say "I have heard" or "There is a rumor" they will sit back and say "Obama is going to be laying off all police officers and security guards and replacing them with fembots." Saying it this way makes it true. The evidence of this is clear, look at what used to be presented as rumors about healthcare reform that were just crazy theories.... now after constantly repeating that they are true.... they are true, whether they are factual or not they are now TRUE.

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