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WTF GUYS??

I know this is a goth board, but I have seen plenty of strands of testosteroni around here.

Granted, it's been from Jynnxx and Chernobyl, but still...

Hey, this is the most watched show of the year.

Someone NEEDS to host a super bowl party.

BESIDES, it's not about who wins or even the players

(that would be the gay super bowl ie Academy Awards)

It's about taking a break from all our moaning about our weight and our shitty lives

and moaning about other DGNers and making fun of their shitty lives, like we do at every DGN party :wink

AND hanging out with cool people

AND drinking copious amounts of beverages

AND pigging out and eat yummy snacks

bean has even promised to make her world famous bean dip if something's going on

WHO WANTS TO HOST???

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I don't even want to watch. I fucking HATE the steelers (who are not worthy of a capital S), so they can suck it. The Ravens should have been there. Not those piece of poo steelers. I'll root for the Cardinals. But I can't guarantee that a Tourrettes moment (or 70) won't occur. I'm supposed to go to some party and there will be children there, which means I have to silence my hole.

I am NOT thrilled. Fuck you, steelers.

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I forgot to add: with Ray Lewis' d*ck.

*tries to forget truly disturbing image of Brenda with Ray Lewis's disembodied dick in hand, snarling threateningly at line of Steelers all bent over with pants around ankles*

Anyway I would love to host a Superbowl party... or any other party... but (a) my house is tiny and (b) I live an hour away from most of y'all. Sigh.

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no silly the superbowl is tennis

No no no, the SuperBowl is where a huge 50 foot high bowl is made, and each year of the superbowl means that, that number of midgets is to try to lay the smackdown on each other in order to get out of the bowl. Its kinda like a cage match, except you add milk and say the midgets from up top look like Corn Pops.

Anyway, I am down here in Laredo all weekend so I have to find a bar. Otherwise I had a 42" HDTV that I could have hosted for. But I am more in the boonies, so I would have accepted sacrifices in order to serve as your host for the night. Damn this 70 degree temperature. Now I have to go put shorts on and walk outside where some of the drivers are grillin steaks in the area preparing for the game :p

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