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:devil There are some things that would be really cool if they were able to be invented.

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The The avoid asshole's eyeglasses

When you put them on,you would see an arrow pointing,toward anyone that was either an asshole or dishonest.LOL!!

The Idiot Geiger counter.It would go off if your within 30 feet of an idiot.

Invisibility,would come in handy if you wanted to rob a bank or punch someone that you did'nt like or hated.LOLthis would be worth it.

Pretty much anything that would make you very wealthy.

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A device that will disbale the car that just cut you off.

Like a Lazer.

Or some computer that linx into the state of michigan database where you can turn assholes in and write reports on people when typing in the license plate number.

And for every 3 reports, you get a PHAT Phee...like Hundreds of dollars. It would force people to drive somewhat sanely.

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aye teleportation device. my nightlife would so improve then.

of course its subject to imigration controll. but hey, no visa needed for stays of under 90 days, so lets say DEMF, or say every time i get a bad monday i go to nectos.

time travel device in the rare advent i actually drink enough to get drunk i can sober up and work my tuesday OK. unlikely, even your SC and cokes, though gorgeous and served by cute barmaids, just failed to make an impact on me during my stay

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They have those you know......

up to 20 feet away at the touch of master button. :cool (I recently went to a sex toyy party!!)

But I have to look it up another time....work blocks "Offensive Material" from being viewed.... :confused

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:devil There are some things that would be really cool if they were able to be invented.

Examples:

The The avoid asshole's eyeglasses

When you put them on,you would see an arrow pointing,toward anyone that was either an asshole or dishonest.LOL!!

The Idiot Geiger counter.It would go off if your within 30 feet of an idiot.

Invisibility,would come in handy if you wanted to rob a bank or punch someone that you did'nt like or hated.LOLthis would be worth it.

Pretty much anything that would make you very wealthy.

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I think he has been reading too many Harry Potter.

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a shirt gunn to all male idiots who like to expose their chest and other bare upper parts. It fires a ball like glow and when it hits the person it splits into four to six smaaller balls and revolves around his bare top , sensing flesh forms a shirt.

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