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One ant does not an ant farm make. Shade's right.

kidnapped brian and replaced him with a short-haired doppelganger

Spaghetti-O's.

hahahahahahahahaha nice. he's scary guy though, he's impervious to that brand of logic

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Nope. It's Villains. You were close though.

I still think it's funny that people who play no instruments and don't know how to read music or use basic terminology can go on endless debates about "genre." It's all pop! Get over it! That said- Cordially Invited by Goober and the Peas

i dunno man the whole time i was there i was looking for some fat guy named troy and he never showed up

i think i was one of the "what's in it for me"s

i swear i succumb to at least 3 new crushes every week, at least one of which is off DGN... if i haven't said anything to the contrary, ASSUME i have had a crush on you at some time or another if not right now. that goes for the ladies too.

Sex And The Church.

when the opposite happens... you fart so bad and so silently that you think there's a natural gas leak or a dead animal in your house and you try to diagnose it properly till 2 hours or so later when you fart again and it smells the same as the supposed catastrophe

Shit talking will NOT be tolerated.

Agreed with Marc that high proof beer is a good way to go. There's a local pale ale called Final Absolution that you should very much try =) some wines are good, too. like... the box or jug variety.

You gotta train me how to pick up the ladies, Dave. I hear you're the grand master.

wishing that my dad would stop trying to sing along to simon and garfunkel. really wishing.

Claro que si. Mmmm. I make the best coffee. It's a little weak, but if it were stronger I couldn't drink it black. (imma pansy)

i'm definitely gonna listen... please tell me you can be a little more eloquent than the jackass that's doing it like, right now...? he sounds like a 15-year-old stoner with marbles in his mouth. you go and show 'em what fer!

I should make a B horror movie called "The Crush That Would Not Die." I'll get Scarlett Johannsen to play me cuz we're almost identical twins... totally. And Hayden Christiansen can play the guy cuz he was so good at doing the Darth Vader thing, and in this movie he's gonna have to morph into a 10-foot tall hulk thing and destroy the city. It's a tricky part, but I think Hayden could pull it off. Plus he's hot. Bruce Campbell needs to be in it, so maybe he can be the wizened old antique book guy who happens to have an ancient self-help tome about avoiding self-destructive relationships. Music by David Bowie.

lol, crushes can be long distance. why do you think brenda ended up moving to michigan? (hint: she wants me)

Flies are buzzing around my head Vultures circling the dead Picking up every last crumb The big fish eat the little ones The big fish eat the little ones Not my problem give me some You can try the best you can If you try the best you can The best you can is good enough This one's optimistic This one went to market This one just came out of the swamp This one dropped a payload Fodder for the animals Living on an animal farm If you try the best you can If you try the best you can The best you can is good enough I'd really like to help you man I'd really like to help you man..... Nervous messed up marionette Floating around on a prison ship If you try the best you can If you try the best you can The best you can is good enough If you try the best you can If you try the best you can Dinosaurs roaming the earth

that's one hott idiot!

well, i can't really cook lobster tail...