Destroit

Letting my boyfriend on the computer because he is hott and I <3 him.

TMI! Currently, myself, I am playing the waiting game.

...maybe...?

How old were YOU in 1987?

Totally sweet pic, Mean Salley. *hands you some free complimentary Chernobyl Points*

Well...that's when you ask me for a wetnap, silly. That's what having a partner-in-sass is all about. I mean, you thought I was just there to help make you look good and vice versa? Impossible when your partner has been basking in their own poo-doo mud butt for hours like nobody knows about it...*tsk tsk*.

Like I want the weekend and I want it NOW! Yet....have to wait 47 more minutes...

No...D&D..? But why?

Damn....I thought I had your address wrong. I fuck everything up.

What was she?

About to lay the smack down on some unruly renegade dishes.

Apparantly I'm gonna be a poor person this year for Halloween...not as a costume, but fo' real. So like last year I probably won't be able to dress up. Oh well, money is okay and bills are catching up because I've finally learned how to be disciplined in life, especially with money.

Grrr...like I don't want to study this stuff anymore but I have to because I've got an exam in this class tonight.

Like I messed around too much with my signature and now I need to get going! Grr..I hate how the internets suck you in like that.

Fuckkk...my Time Buddy was Friend Cheating on me this whole time...I should have seen it coming... Phee, you're not my friend no more! *stomps*

Like dudes are really hot...and I can't go home and do shit with Pestillence now 'cause I'm stuck here. Hmmph.

Phee is important! You cannot hog him, everyone on DGN needs Phee...what would we do pass time..hmm?

NOOOO....he can't be your Time Buddy, you're married, he's your Time Husband. Totally different.

I did 'cause I was hugging you in the pic...but since I'm your bro I didn't say shit. No pun intended.

....my picture of DBK and I looking like we're pooping has been upstaged by an actual picture...of Goth Brooks pooping. BLAAAAST! *shakes fist angrily* I'll get you yet, Goth Brooks.

... ...but....Phee's my Time Buddy while he's at work...you can't has... Edit to say: ...why do you have a robot in your post?

OMFG...this pic of DBK and I = EPIC WIN! See, even when we're pooping...we still look hawt! So this pic atm, is FTW. I ran across it the other day, it was so sweet that after taking it I had it as my background for like three weeks. Edited to say: It looks like I'm grabbing what would be my junk if I were a guy...but alas is just my crotch. Awesome.