ok iam a bit tired so forgive me....spelling may not be perfect
man- id have him tied down naked on a table id take a nice thin glass rod and slip it up his piss hole and break the glass inside his penis....id pin his eye lids open and get an eye dropper and drop tiny bits of either bleach, hot sauce, lemon juice, ect ect *you get the idea* take a cigar cutter....and snip off his nipples i would then take a funnle and slide it up his butt and get a jar of leaches and water and give him a nice leach enema *hopping the leaches find a nice home to latch on to* i would proabably then JUST set his hands and feet on fire for shits and giggles i would then take a nice power drill and drill a few holes in each knee cap till they poped hm then proly roll him on him stomach iam sure hes not ganna be much of a fight if i untie him then take something along the lines of a peeler for appels or potatoes and skin his back a lil bit...i would prolly be bored by then so for shits and giggles one last time i would find a way to get a hold of a good amount of fire ant and dump them on this head and then afixiate him....