one day a little boy went to the zoo and seen all sorts of animals but the one that caught his interests were the giraffs he always wanted one but they were far to big to keep in the house...so late one night he snuck into the zoo and busted a giraff free from the zoo and was walking it home he decided that he was thirsty and stopped my a seven 11 to get a slurppy so he tied the giraff to a telephone pole wile he went inside to get his refeshment...
its a corny story i was making it up as i went along so poo on you if its not good enough....
why cant you tie alligators to firehydrants in detroit seems like an odd law to have?