StormKnight

Well, that was a good buy. Now I just have to wait until next week until I can pay the balance, and I will be out of the PowerPC and into the MacIntel.

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have. When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

With respect to Raev (thanks for the inspiration) Status - unchanged. Single, not liking it Persons with mutual attraction with me - Not even on a good day Commentary - So, this is about as fun as a wisdom tooth extraction through the ears.

Um, excuse me stewardess. Is either William Shatner or John Lithgow on board the plane at the moment? *Twilight Zone fans should be able to get this reference*

Nah. Gave up a long time ago making sense of what strikes my aesthetic chords in a pleasing manner. I just revel in it. Thinks she is an alien, huh? Does that mean something is going to burst out of her chest and wreak havoc on the world?

As long as their not filled with prunes. I may be old, but I don't need those yet (or ever, I hope.) I had to find some locally as I will be involved up to my ears in a 10-hour day, and can't make the sexy awesomeness that this sounds like it is going to be. :(

Happy Birthday!

Hello hello!

Runner up in the Yul Brynner look-a-like contest.

Is, in real life, Strawberry Shortcake.

*hides suit and cane*

Yeah. I can see Angel screaming "KAWAII!" over that.

I am decent. I am also tasty either fresh or cooked. Or at least that is what I have been told. : No, it wasn't. And your point being?

OK, I may get beaten for this, but what the hell. I haven't had anyone show romantic interest in me in like, forever. I'll admit it. She got me with those eyes of hers. OMFG they are gorgeous.

I was worried more about trying to be (somewhat) of a gentleman. It does happen on occasion. Have no fear, harassment of pretty things (PTs) will continue with this dirty old man. Now she shows her yours, and both of you show them to me.

To this end, Women: sometimes a slap upside the head, up to and including the use of clubs or 2x4's while saying "I like you" is in order. Be blatantly obvious. This is especially for those of us who are illiterate in social body language. (Physical ailment body language and gaits I can peg, thank you. But the whole social body thing, other side of the Clue-Meter.)

Well, if it keeps snowing like this, I am definitely staying home from work tomorrow. Glad I have enough food for a week or two.

Someone want a Hawaiian Punch? ... What? I can't make fun of myself? Sure, take all the fun out of life. I suspect I will have to give this stuff a try one of these days.

WWWVF: NWO The Women's World Wrestling and Volleyball Federation: New World Order

I know the sentiment

No, no, dear. I am breaking out the massage gloves...ones with vibrators in the fingertips. I am sure you can imagine the effects of me applying them (in)appropriately to young women like yourself...

Well, it was only a matter of time before the vampires had their own... Here I thought it would tapped out of one of our coffee-achievers.

Hell, not only do I want to pay her turn me (litterally,) into poi, but I was offering her dinner and clever conversation as a hella tip! I think it would be worth at least that much. You mean I had to pay for Saturday night? D'OH! (Catch me next time out....lol)

From The Onion: Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 It'll be a nuisance wearing the Nielsen box on your head all week, but at least you'll find out that your viewership goes up when you're fighting or having sex. From h2g2: Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 21 Someone will tell you to 'take a chill pill' today. Hurt them. (Hell, I tend to do that if people say that, anyway. Damned class A personality.)