If I were diagnosed with some terminal illness thst was going to kill me slowly and painfully I would just start doing some heavy narcotics in ridiculously dangerous amounts.
But that's depressing.
If I'm going for laughs I want some Rube Goldberg-esque devices that just constantly mangles my corpse.
Something that kills me immediately, but then I go on a conveyor belt of some sort where a bunch of machines pummel me.
I was photoshopping this image of my face into a bunch of other unrelated pictures, and @TheLordOfSins said "that would be a good slogo" (unintentionally combining the words logo and slogan)
-Preacher curls 3*10
-Squats (bar only for the time being) 10, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3
-Overhead tricep extension
-Leg press 5 sets (5 45s on each side. I finish a set and take one off of each side)
-Dumbbell curls 3*10
-Rope pull-down 3*10