Simon Bar Sinister

umm, yeah...here in Michigan, we enacted tort reform well over a decade ago. Remember the $250k limit imposed on malpractice lawsuit payouts? That's exactly what tort reform is. Show of hands - have any DGNers' health insurance rates gone down? They did this in Texas, as well - and it's been a complete and utter sham there, too.

only Cure album worth owning.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/14/1579723/dead-man-wins-mayors-race-in-small.html

^ it don't get no better.

Cronenberg will go all Scanners on Lynch's ass. Simon Cowell vs. Colin Powell?

even though y'all up and moved to L.A. in the '70s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5djfv4dE20U thanks for making me and so many other kids want to dance. :D

Those who are going: please report live from the fest if possible. hey, maybe you could con the promoters out of a press pass or two...

of course it works - look at the rise of backyard wrestling.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36459587/ns/business-retail/?gt1=43001 eco-friendliness and all that. good thing my best friend doesn't wear Pumas - she might be upset/heartbroken over this.

why is Predator targeting you and not Rev? seriously, do what Megalicious suggests and get a large print of that framed. It'll be worth the $$$.

It has nothing to do with any UN jurisdiction at all. International law allows for the arrest by any government of someone wanted for "crimes against humanity." The British arrested former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet several years ago when he was in the UK for medical treatment. There is also an outstanding warrant for Henry Kissinger in France (and, I think, a couple of other countries as well) on the same grounds. Maybe doing this for aiding and abetting child molestation isn't possible, maybe it is. Personally, I think the Brits should test it.

if I won a billion... http://www.spaceadventures.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Lunar.Details

I've always wanted to do that to the front of my Tele-style guitar.

in a public bathroom? drug dealing, sexual activity, fights, homeless people sleeping, any number of things.

umm, yeah... http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/04/13/tea-parties-infiltrated-by-evil-nazi-socialist-kenyans-wingnuts-lose-their-sht-over-harmless-prankster/

...like the self-described Tea Party member that owned the mine in West Virginia that blew up last week.

not really a huge fan myself, but some of you might be, so here ya go: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/36312056?GT1=43001 I assume that this (like most MSN galleries) is only going to be up for a limited time, so do what you gotta do.

:D