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LOL Eternal, I have never listened to them but I will have to check them out for sure. I was always into jazzy/blues style singing but the lyrics I write really don't fit that style.

As far as the closet goes, Bean gives waters me and makes sure I get plenty of sunlight, thanks Bean:)

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Rofl, can I dress up as Lex Luthor stealing 40 cakes? Only way I'll go, srsly :tongue:.

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Because there is no crime more evil, no act more villainous, than the mass theft of baked goods. One even looks as though it flew off...what a rebel! I hear it's a felony in Metropolis.

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A Guy I Met At city And Never Seen At City Before...

Prick: He gave me a weird vibe, And I Think He Was Trying To Get In Your Pants.

Me: I Think You're Right. What was wrong with him?

Prick: You are too dark for Vanilla Ice!

This Wasn't That Long Ago But I Laugh My Ass Off About This Still!

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A Guy I Met At city And Never Seen At City Before...

Prick: He gave me a weird vibe, And I Think He Was Trying To Get In Your Pants.

Me: I Think You're Right. What was wrong with him?

Prick: You are too dark for Vanilla Ice!

This Wasn't That Long Ago But I Laugh My Ass Off About This Still!

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A Guy I Met At city And Never Seen At City Before...

Prick: He gave me a weird vibe, And I Think He Was Trying To Get In Your Pants.

Me: I Think You're Right. What was wrong with him?

Prick: You are too dark for Vanilla Ice!

This Wasn't That Long Ago But I Laugh My Ass Off About This Still!

:rofl: but: http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=33171&st=0&gopid=716892&#entry716892

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:rofl: but: http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=33171&st=0&gopid=716892&#entry716892

(Wrong thread)

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I just love this one from the Halloween Costume topic:

[randomIris]

Person 1 : "So, what are you supposed to be?"

Person 2 : "I'm a slut!"

Person 1 : "Yes, but what about your costume?"

[/randomIris]

ZING!

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Funny conversation between me and Ophelia:

Me: I spent alot of money on educating myself to know ppl

to know what they are about

I guess some of that education helped

I clearly underesitmate myself

Ophelia: they must have had a class on "dat ass 101" or somethng because you rock that

me: that's all natural 100 percent country girl ass

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