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Sucker Punch

Sooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Not even like ironically so bad it's good. Just bad. It's like they just created a bunch of epic battles with hot chicks and other visually pleasing scenes and smashed them all together. No one even pretended to worry about the story or plot. People in the theater were openly sighing and I swear to god you could almost hear the collective eye rolling. And the worst part was the sound track; They covered a bunch of classic songs i.e. Pixies, Annie Lennox, Queen which ruined the songs and came off as super lazy. Proving they spent absolutely no time on slapping this pos together. I expected it to be lame but I figureed the BAness would redeem it. I was wrong. I'm pretty sure this movie is just the product of a groups of gamer's pot fueled circle jerk.

If there were any good parts about the movie I'd say they were all visual. The costumes are hot. And some of the scenes individually, not as a part of a whole, could be entertaining and pretty epic. Also the steam powered Nazi zombies are admittedly pretty awesome. But thats about it.

Sorry about the rant. I just want my monies back s'all. It was like $15 to see it in imax which was not worth it even if the movies was sweet (which it wasn't). At least not at amc anyway.

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Sucker Punch. It's like they just created a bunch of epic battles with hot chicks and other visually pleasing scenes and smashed them all together.

You expected anything different? That's exactly what I was expecting, and exactly what I got, plus a little more. So I was very pleased with the movie. I thought it was epically awesome!

It's like when a big group of friends and I went to see "Starship Troopers" in the theater. Everybody except me and one friend thought it was terrible. My friend and I said, "What were you expecting? Art? We expected a bunch of jarhead space marines blowing the shit out of giant bugs. What did we get? A bunch of jarhead space marines blowing the shit out of giant bugs, PLUS boobies and a bit of humor. Verdict? Exceeded expectations, therefore epically awesome!"

It's like buying a Corvette and complaining that you can't fit any groceries in the trunk and there's no place for a carseat.

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I prefer the "im going to pull out all your teeth and then choke you to death with my penis"

How about the "I'm gonna pull out your kid and eff it"?

How about the "I'm gonna pull out your kid and eff it"?
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You expected anything different? That's exactly what I was expecting, and exactly what I got, plus a little more. So I was very pleased with the movie. I thought it was epically awesome!

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It's like buying a Corvette and complaining that you can't fit any groceries in the trunk and there's no place for a carseat.

I expected a storyline. Even a flimsy one would suffice but it's like they went out of their way to make every scene meaningless. Everything is just a daydream inside of a daydream inside of a daydream.

I guess I was hoping for something a little more "Kill Bill". Which easily could have happened if they didn't insist on all those messy sub plots and just made a fantasy movie about revenge. I'm just disappointed because I was pretty excited to see this movie and it had some real potential. I guess I should've read some reviews before going :/

Also I don't think you're Corvette analogy really applies here. I thought it was more like buying a product and opening up the packaging to discover more packaging and within that packaging,even more packaging and so on and so on.

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glenn the flying robot ok this movie was just ...... yeah almost as terribly good as the room but with a robot

YOU'RE TEARING ME APAHHHRT, BINARY!

YOU'RE TEARING ME APAHHHRT, BINARY!
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Did you just call something cute?

Yes, "Dispicable Me" was cute.

Now I cant wait to go home and jerk off to the rape scenes in "I Spit On Your Grave" ;)

Seriously though, I havent watch "Last House on The Left" in a while so I may pop that one in tonight.

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Now I cant wait to go home and jerk off to the rape scenes in "I Spit On Your Grave" ;)

There's the balance I'm looking for, carry on :rofl:.

There's the balance I'm looking for, carry on :rofl:.
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There's the balance I'm looking for, carry on :rofl:.

Yea, dont worry :)

On a cool side note, I have been asked to story tell a White Wolf game, and when I asked what type of story they wanted, both of them said "Make it like "A Serbian Film" only grittier". Will be easy to do because one of there characters is going to be a porn director. Gotta watch all my nihilistic movies to set the mood ;)

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Yea, dont worry :)

On a cool side note, I have been asked to story tell a White Wolf game, and when I asked what type of story they wanted, both of them said "Make it like "A Serbian Film" only grittier". Will be easy to do because one of there characters is going to be a porn director. Gotta watch all my nihilistic movies to set the mood ;)

Niiiice, that's hot. STILL trying to get Pest to watch it. Timata and I have painfully resisted making references around him. He won't watch it with me because I've already seen it, and he doesn't want me to be in the room to ruin it, but hasn't gotten around to watching it by himself yet.

Niiiice, that's hot. STILL trying to get Pest to watch it. Timata and I have painfully resisted making references around him. He won't watch it with me because I've already seen it, and he doesn't want me to be in the room to ruin it, but hasn't gotten around to watching it by himself yet.
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Niiiice, that's hot. STILL trying to get Pest to watch it. Timata and I have painfully resisted making references around him. He won't watch it with me because I've already seen it, and he doesn't want me to be in the room to ruin it, but hasn't gotten around to watching it by himself yet.

Yea I usually like watching movies for the first time by myself so that there is nothing from the peanut gallery. Even if its a comedy. I was surprised to find out that one of the players (Christian, the WoW player I introduced you to at Mars) had actually seen it, as he is NOT into extreme horror/shock cinema at all.

But it will be fun.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I liked it; I thought it was a lot of fun. It didn't have quite the magic the original trilogy had, but it also didn't have Orlando Bloom so I thought it balanced out nicely.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I liked it; I thought it was a lot of fun. It didn't have quite the magic the original trilogy had, but it also didn't have Orlando Bloom so I thought it balanced out nicely.

Same here, just saw it yesterday. Good movie. Although I kept wondering about how those other actors felt about having Johnny Depp breathing on them after hearing about how horrid his breath was lol.

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