Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Here's the scenario.. You are at a Meijer store at 3am, & you are purchasing a box of condoms and 2 other items... The point is to get the clerk to look at you weird for what you are purchasing. I will start... -A box of condoms 'Trojan Extra Large' -A 5 gallon jar of mayonnaise -A power saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box of condoms Huge amounto of long nails Baby doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 ~Trojan Magnums ~Ace Bandage ~Ankle Weights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Four shopping carts filled with teddybear wrapping paper.... An Enya CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slogo Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 condoms an action figure and some pet fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box of condoms Adult diapers Dog collar & leash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Condoms Massive amounts of specialty steel wool Best of Golden Girls DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -6 bottles of NyQuil -3 person tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -A Bike tire -Large container of Vaseline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Here's one I actually bought in high school: A quart of Karo light corn syrup Food coloring A box of condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) ~Trojan Magnums ~Trojan Regulars ~Fresh Apple Pie Edited July 20, 2009 by Rev.Reverence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 A box of condoms Another box of condoms Yet another box of condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 A box of condoms The Bible Lighter fluid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 A box of condoms. A bottle of chocolate sprinkles A lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o'condoms fishing pole toy cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -A crowbar -A tube of Anbasol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o Condoms The Passion Of The Christ (DVD) hamburger meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o Condoms The Passion Of The Christ (DVD) hamburger meat ^^ NICE Box of condoms Dr. Suess Books A shaving kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o Condoms Ladies Lingerie Dog food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box of condoms A book on the breeding habits of South American Fruit bats... Ping Pong Paddles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -Box 'o' razor blades -Box 'o' Gerber teething cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) 1 box of Trojan Supras, 10x10 plastic painter's dropsheet, 1 gallon of El Toro Tequila.. ....this is a true story. I also purchased a quart of Berio EVOO that evening, as well. Edited July 20, 2009 by jynxxxedangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o' condoms Lion King DVD Stuffed toy lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Box o condoms Sand paper A book on icecream truck maintenence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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