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Aftermath-- Official Dgn Manfast Camping Trip!


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Reporting LIVE FROM CHICAGO, it's LUCIA_WOOLF!!

Holy Fuck. ManFast was the best fucking send-off ever for a dainty fucking lady like me. (3 times in one sentence, sweet)

First off, I'm sure I rcvd massive Manpoints for being the only:

BLACK FEMALE

CAMPING in BRIGHTON,

which is NEXT TO HOWELL,

the KKK Capital of the US.

I first began to feel my balls drop as I consumed the Awesome Sausage on Friday night followed by not one, but TWO beers. Fuck yes. Manpoints.

Believe it or not, that was my first time Hacking it up. And I was WAY BETTER THAN ENISHI. Manpoints.

I consumed so much meat (with not much else) that I managed to lose 3 pounds over the weekend. Manpoints for losing body fat, bitches.

The lack of showering and dip into the lake seemed to attract me to the mosquitoes, for they bit me in places I did not know I had...what is a Perineum, again?

I had awesomely nerdy, deep, ridiculous, overall SEXY conversations with some AMAZING PEOPLE, most notably:

Chernobyl- I've decided by the way, that I would like to Fuck your Brain senseless. Let's make it happen.

Raev - The Obscure Discussions made me cream a little.

And sglgothmom, your daughter's an angel. A very intelligent one. Funny thing is, I am SO not a kid person, but she totally broke my shield. You make sure you bring her back next year, because I'm making her my lil road dog. You know, in a non-derogatory way that will NOT expose her to any bad influences of any kind. :innocent:

Punky, I owe you some (in)decent exposure. :wink

Twister became great when the positions became purposefully GROPE-tastic...

pRick: Thanks for supplying all the uh *basic* necessities to make ManFast comfortable and Fun. I owe you, like a millionfold.

And to all the others who made it a blast (which is everyone else), it was so great meeting you delicious sexy people!

By the end of trip, I was better than a Hermaphrodite. There was nothing partial about my fucking Twig and Berries (which were HUGE, thanks in part to being African American, of course).

*plucks 8th hair from chest, spits into Oil Can, Scratches Nads, Belches,smacks some random bitch's ass*

Even though I went home and cried a little during my first SCAT of the weekend, I would totally do it all over again next year. So count me in, no excuses.

But I'm going Vegetarian until then.

Seriously, I love you guys in a strictly Platonic (with the occasional Homo-Erotic tendency) way.

And I'm in the process of creating an Altar dedicated to his Bad-Ass-Motherfuckin-Holiness Chuck Norris. For without him, I might never be a man.

~L_W~

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