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Chuck Norris Doesn't Save the Environment... (Ann Arbor)

...he impales those who harm it. Join the fight!

Be an activist and get paid. You will receive

valuable training (campaign, ninja*, and other).

Hrs: 2pm- 10:30pm; M-F. $375- $500/wk; FT. PT

available as well. Call: 734 - 222 - 6347.

* if you actually believe we provide ninja training

as part of the campaign position, you have failed the

first test; please do not call.

  • Location: Ann Arbor
  • Compensation: $375-$500/wk
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1339236856

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I was outside of a store standing in the 40 mph winds today when someone walked up to me and asked me what smelled so bad. I really didn't know how to point to the three cow farms surrounding the store and say "cow shit" so I just said I didn't know. Then he said it was probably someone smoking nearby when all of the sudden, as if there was really a god, a plastic bag flew up and plasterd itself on the guys face...it took him WAY too long to get the bag off of his face...long enough for him to crash into some carts and fall over.

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Finding out that I made such an impression on someone in a couple of days while I was in Tampa, that he publicly put out a plea in an online group I didn't even know existed for the event, to help find me. Others that know me are in the group and recognized it was me he was looking for, and messaged me.

Said person scheduling a business trip to include an extended stay over in Detroit to spend time with me. Damn, I'm good! :wink

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Receiving an unexpected check for $70 in the mail! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

I never thought it would happen to me (the unluckiest person in the world), of all people! :animier: I'm frickin' ECSTATIC!

I'll be able to afford an inexpensive costume, after all, and groceries for the rest of the month!!!!!

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