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Reminds me of a conversation our characters had in our Torg game:

Friend 1: Hello, I am Bob. I am a dwarf from Aysle and the designated driver.

Friend 2: Hi, I am Tiger from Terra. I am the designated, um, "food processor," I believe the term is. *snik* *Claws pop out* (This guy was a Nile rip-off of Wolverine.)

GM: Who is that? (points to me.)

Friend 1: Oh, he is Quetzal, from the planet Akasha. He is the designated casualty.

I took a lot of hits, and usually ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time (like only injuring the technodemon Thratchen (a character from the novels,) instead of killing him outright. Fortunately, I softened him up before the mage took him out with a fireball which was the equivalent of a small thermonuclear device.)

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Oh and I forgot to add:

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Fool...

Don't scare him away THAT fast, Brenda, he'll find out on his own!

I kid, obviously if I didn't love this board and helping out by helping to keep the peace, I wouldn't be a moderator myself. ANNND I'm sure StormKnight is prime moderator material! Was rooting for you the whole the time, buddy :).

I can begin the hazing now? *grabs a box of Aunt Jemima mix and a burlap sack :evil:*

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I think Brother Captain Storm Knight is the right man for the job. His reputation precedes him as a relentless foe of chaos who will purge the fallen and traitor forces with bolter and flame, and will heap the broken corpses of the enemy before the temples of the living god-emperor as tribute to him that watches over his loyal Astartes legions.

I trust him far more than the traitor abomination Rev Reverence who fell under the sway of the dark forbidden powers of chaos long ago and ere' ever damned be his soul.

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I is doin' a little politickin'

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