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Bob Saget and Mullets are pretty much the opposite of awesome, but all the rest are pretty awesome.

Why do I have a feeling Cher is going to blow this up to poster size, laminate it, and hang it on her wall?

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Can I have one?

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awe.jpg

Bob Saget and Mullets are pretty much the opposite of awesome, but all the rest are pretty awesome.

Why do I have a feeling Cher is going to blow this up to poster size, laminate it, and hang it on her wall?

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Can I have one?

I will not lie, when I saw that I 100% honest to God (as in not making this up to be funny) thought to myself, "That would be totally badass on my wall". BUT...it is inaccurate because it places Chuck Norris at number 11, when we all know that Chuck Norris should be number 1, no exceptions.

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I will not lie, when I saw that I 100% honest to God (as in not making this up to be funny) thought to myself, "That would be totally badass on my wall". BUT...it is inaccurate because it places Chuck Norris at number 11, when we all know that Chuck Norris should be number 1, no exceptions.

I think it's pretty accurate. Chuck Norris is so awesome, he's better than #1. He's two number ones.

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OMG...I just realized that this is laid out in some sort of perverse sense, like each period in the elemental table, this table is laid out in some sort of order:

Column 1 (period 1): cool people, bacon is just one of those things that stand out, ala hydrogen. (or it could be Francis Bacon)

Column 2 (period 2): Things that go boom

Column 17 (period 7): Cool people groups

Column 18 (period 8): Cool people that kick ass

I will decipher the rest later...it is back to work for me.

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I noticed that "Bounty Hunter" is there, but not specifically "Boba Fett"

Particulars like William Shatner and Christopher Wlaken were added, so I would see this as a partial fail despite the abundance of awesomeness.

I move that Bob Saget be removed, (in more than one way) and Boba Fett takes his rightful place.

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I think it's pretty accurate. Chuck Norris is so awesome, he's better than #1. He's two number ones.

Wow...touche...you are so correct, how could I have been so foolish?

Where can I get a print of this fine wall art.

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The table doesn't rank the awesoments best to worst. The number is simply how many protons each awesoment has. Haven't you ever taken awesomistry?

so then, if they're ranked in order of the amount of subawesome particles, then bacon sucks in comparison to the rest and holograms are the most awesome thing in the known universe.

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