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This Might Just Sound Country, But....


Brenda Starrr

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I had this just pop into my head, and it made me snicker.

I'm Not Here

I'm not here to tie you down

I'd rather tie you up

I'm not here to know your name

Just lay down and shut up....

I don't care if you're with friends

I'd like to take the time

You buy you drinks and give small talk

And smack your lush behind....

(Chorus)

I'm not here to steal your heart

So hang on to that key

I'm not here to marry you

So come on, just do me....

I won't buy you fancy cars

Or take you far away

Don't go cooking meals for me

Just come on out and play....

Don't ask me to fix your friends

Up with all my homies

They'll just do what I'm doing

Have sex with them and leave....

(Chorus)

I'm not here to steal your heart

So hang on to that key

I'm not here to marry you

So come on, just do me....

Babe, don't you get it?

Why can't you see?

I just want to feel your ass

And have you just please me....

(Chorus)

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