2012, a Spook Odyssey

[Destroit]

I will take this under consideration. Will you wear hot pants?

Only if it is what the American citizens demand and will in some way help to better our country. That's the type of stuff I stand for.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I've changed my mind. I do not want to be your VP. I want to the the "Secratary of Sit Down and Shut the Fuck Up".

[Goth Brooks]

I'd like to be the Secretary of Offense.

Yes, I've renamed the DoD.

[Nightgaunt]

"But if you ditch the tax," I hear you saying, "how will you pay for all those government programs?"

Actually, 99.something% of the income tax goes to pay the Federal Reserve interest on the money the government borrows. If you want to see the income tax go away, abolish the Fed and put the power to print money back in the hands of Congress.

[Rev.Reverence]

Actually, 99.something% of the income tax goes to pay the Federal Reserve interest on the money the government borrows. If you want to see the income tax go away, abolish the Fed and put the power to print money back in the hands of Congress.

^{...you wanna' be my running mate for the 2012?}

[phee]

I think I would make a good federal basement dwelling rape slave... or FBRS for short

[n0Mad]

I've changed my mind. I do not want to be your VP. I want to the the "Secratary of Sit Down and Shut the Fuck Up".

I've already decided I want you somewhere on my cabinet. You can be in charge of media relations, i.e. "Secretary of Sit Down and Shut the Fuck Up".

I'd like to be the Secretary of Offense.

Yes, I've renamed the DoD.

Interesting proposal. Did you know in Switzerland (you know, that peaceful neutral country that we never seem to hear a peep out of) every adult male is required to own a gun. It also seems to be working for the city of Kennesaw, Georgia, USA. What would you think about implementing this program throughout the nation?

Actually, 99.something% of the income tax goes to pay the Federal Reserve interest on the money the government borrows. If you want to see the income tax go away, abolish the Fed and put the power to print money back in the hands of Congress.

Very good point. I really don't think we'll need the Fed after I return us to the gold standard. Have you ever heard the phrase, "It ain't bragging if you back it up"? If we want the American dollar to rock the global economy, we can't just brag about our awesomeness, we've gotta back it up. Gold seemed to do a good job of that before so let's try it again.

[n0Mad]

^{...you wanna' be my running mate for the 20012?}

20012? Damn! You're going to live longer than I am. I thought 970 years old was a lofty target but you're pushing on exceeding 18,000!

I think I would make a good federal basement dwelling rape slave... or FBRS for short

White House Entertainment Director it is then.

You'll need some good equipment to work with though. How's this look?

[Rev.Reverence]

20012? Damn! You're going to live longer than I am. I thought 970 years old was a lofty target but you're pushing on exceeding 18,000!

DO'E! *shakes fist at "0" button*

[phee]

20012? Damn! You're going to live longer than I am. I thought 970 years old was a lofty target but you're pushing on exceeding 18,000!

White House Entertainment Director it is then.

You'll need some good equipment to work with though. How's this look?

Yum!

[Goth Brooks]

Interesting proposal. Did you know in Switzerland (you know, that peaceful neutral country that we never seem to hear a peep out of) every adult male is required to own a gun. It also seems to be working for the city of Kennesaw, Georgia, USA. What would you think about implementing this program throughout the nation?

No, however I would work with the Dept of Education to make gun education mandatory in school from grades 1-12.

I'd also allow military servicemen and women to bring their weapons home with them.

[Rev.Reverence]

No, however I would work with the Dept of Education to make gun education mandatory in school from grades 1-12.

I'd also allow military servicemen and women to bring their weapons home with them.

THERE YA' GO!

[peelingchrome]

I am DEFINATELY on board with this! Even if I have to wear a sandwich board, just to say that I was a part of a camaign as wonderful as this one. Lemme know what I can do (I'd rather not wear that sandwich board if possible).

[phee]

Spook.... can you... uh.... outlaw blog quizes please?

[n0Mad]

I am DEFINATELY on board with this! Even if I have to wear a sandwich board, just to say that I was a part of a camaign as wonderful as this one. Lemme know what I can do (I'd rather not wear that sandwich board if possible).

Sweet! If I didn't abhor politics and know that I'd so fuck up this country if I were president, I'd actually think about running. Then again, they say the best person for the job is one who doesn't want it. But don't ever nominate me because I don't want it.

Spook.... can you... uh.... outlaw blog quizes please?

Well, with this country being a Democratic Republic after all, I'll have to let the people decide. I'll put a quiz on my blog and see what they say.

[Rev.Reverence]

Well, with this country being a Democratic Republic after all, I'll have to let the people decide. I'll put a quiz on my blog and see what they say.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Sweet! If I didn't abhor politics and know that I'd so fuck up this country if I were president, I'd actually think about running. Then again, they say the best person for the job is one who doesn't want it. But don't ever nominate me because I don't want it.

Well, with this country being a Democratic Republic after all, I'll have to let the people decide. I'll put a quiz on my blog and see what they say.

um... Constitutional Republic.

[Nightgaunt]

^{...you wanna' be my running mate for the 2012?}

OoooOOOoOooooohhh.....Vice Presidents are in charge of NASA, right? Whee! I'm in.

We'll have to find a suitable intern for the Oval Office...

[Rev.Reverence]

OoooOOOoOooooohhh.....Vice Presidents are in charge of NASA, right? Whee! I'm in.

We'll have to find a suitable intern for the Oval Office...

...we'll be the "tall/tin-hat ticket"!!!!

[Goth Brooks]

um... Constitutional Republic.

Constitutional Democratic Republic, actually

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

OoooOOOoOooooohhh.....Vice Presidents are in charge of NASA, right? Whee! I'm in.

We'll have to find a suitable intern for the Oval Office...

The VP isn;t actually in charge of anything. They have one duty. Break ties in the Senate.

[Goth Brooks]

The VP isn;t actually in charge of anything. They have one duty. Break ties in the Senate.

President in a Glass Bottle, break in case of emergency.

[Rev.Reverence]

President in a Glass Bottle, break in case of emergency.

[n0Mad]

President in a Glass Bottle, break in case of emergency.

I'm so having that stenciled on Cher's door.